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Offline Eupher

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Re: Obama's TSA: Decliners Fined $11,000
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2010, 08:56:17 AM »
After reading your posts, Vesta, you still wonder why your CPU was 'arrested'?

Did they read it it's rights?

Were you thrown to the ground and tazed?

Kicked by evil looking guys in black armor?

Raped by soldiers in Blue Helmets?

Beaten because your dress was immodest?

No?

Then Shut the **** Up and get in the back of the bus.

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Re: Obama's TSA: Decliners Fined $11,000
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2010, 09:25:18 AM »
I still think they should do what the comedian suggested.  I don't remember which one.

"They should build a steel box and run a frequency through it that will set off ANY explosives.  Just have everyone step into the steel box one at a time and turn it on.  If nothing goes 'boom' then you are free to board the plane."

That ought to do it.

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Re: Obama's TSA: Decliners Fined $11,000
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2010, 12:51:40 PM »
I still think they should do what the comedian suggested.  I don't remember which one.
"They should build a steel box and run a frequency through it that will set off ANY explosives.  Just have everyone step into the steel box one at a time and turn it on.  If nothing goes 'boom' then you are free to board the plane." That ought to do it. :-)
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I don't see a problem with it.  :wink:

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Re: Obama's TSA: Decliners Fined $11,000
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2010, 06:03:04 AM »
After reading your posts, Vesta, you still wonder why your CPU was 'arrested'?

Did they read it it's rights?

Were you thrown to the ground and tazed?

Kicked by evil looking guys in black armor?

Raped by soldiers in Blue Helmets?

Beaten because your dress was immodest?

No?

Then Shut the **** Up and get in the back of the bus.

Dutch---I all ways try to get the seat right behind the driver so I can warn him of hazards and alert him to his going too fast.   I have found that when a sign is posted to "Please do not talk to the driver " a few loud gasps and a tiny OH NO from time to time keeps him or her on their toes.