Author Topic: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC  (Read 2485 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Ralph Wiggum

  • It's unpossible that I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19495
  • Reputation: +2554/-49
Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« on: November 24, 2010, 11:03:55 AM »
A bouncy primer for the holidays!

Quote
elleng  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-24-10 11:24 AM
Original message
Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC

Edited on Wed Nov-24-10 11:27 AM by elleng

Return of the DCCC's Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet


You just know it's bound to happen, especially after an election season as heated as this one was. That Republican relative we all have is going to show up at Thanksgiving and start parroting lies about Democrats that he heard on Fox News or from one of those shadow group attack ads he saw on TV during the campaign.

That's why we're proud to bring back the DCCC's Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet. The Cheat Sheet will arm you with the real facts so you can answer back with the truth as soon as your Republican relatives start sounding like Sarah Palin.

Download the DCCC's 2010 Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet to make sure you're ready to do political battle with any Republicans who show up at your Turkey Day feast.

http://dccc.org/page/s/tcs

http://dccc.3cdn.net/a9ee32afbda8696923_5cm6b5qtx.pdf
 


Click on the PDF...it's unbelievable that they consider such things "accomplishments". :mental:
Voted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender


Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23558
  • Reputation: +2480/-270
  • Voted Rookie-of-the-Year, 3 years running
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2010, 11:24:12 AM »
Click on the PDF...it's unbelievable that they consider such things "accomplishments". :mental:

What's amazing is how the OP whines about parroting talking points then goes on to supply a list of talking points without even a hint of irony.
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

Offline Ralph Wiggum

  • It's unpossible that I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19495
  • Reputation: +2554/-49
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2010, 11:27:22 AM »
What's amazing is how the OP whines about parroting talking points then goes on to supply a list of talking points without even a hint of irony.

I noted that yesterday in this thread:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51653.msg575316.html#msg575316
Voted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender


Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2010, 12:23:29 PM »
Uh-Huh.  That list of "accomplishments."  I can see a spit-take of a mouthful of turkey when someone tries to trot out that list of deeply unpopular, unsuccessful, and backfiring initiatives.  The counterpoints are too easy.  I think indigestion is on the menu this year. 

Offline diesel driver

  • Creepy Ass Cracker and Smart-Ass White Boy!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9130
  • Reputation: +609/-55
  • Enhancing My Carbon Footprint!
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2010, 12:36:41 PM »
Uh-Huh.  That list of "accomplishments."  I can see a spit-take of a mouthful of turkey when someone tries to trot out that list of deeply unpopular, unsuccessful, and backfiring initiatives.  The counterpoints are too easy.  I think indigestion is on the menu this year. 

We should buy stock in Rolaids and TUMS.
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

Offline true_blood

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6221
  • Reputation: +652/-817
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2010, 01:27:58 PM »
Was that a serious post by the Dumpkies? Because I read that list and started shaking my head and laughing. :rotf: :lmao:
Let the DUmmies think those are great ideas until,.......they are fully implemented and then are affected by them. Then, maybe they'll wake from their zombie-like slumber.

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2010, 01:58:08 PM »
Quote
vanbean (649 posts)      Wed Nov-24-10 12:00 PM
Response to Original message
3. You know you could always remind your fellow turkey eaters that the Pilgims
 stank to high heaven. They didn't believe in bathing. Squanto tried to teach them to bath. This is actually true. So, it follows that the indians sat at the original kids' table.

Quote

 jeff47 (705 posts)      Wed Nov-24-10 02:24 PM
Response to Reply #3
7. You could also remind them that the first thanksgiving wasn't to celebrate a good harvest
 But to celebrate the puritans using their superior weapons to annihilate a rival tribe.

What utter weirdos.   :mental:   I know what I'm thankful for; the absence of complete lunatics like these two from my Thanksgiving. 

Offline blitzkrieg_17

  • The harder they come, the harder they fall
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1880
  • Reputation: +126/-69
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2010, 02:34:00 PM »
Now the official democrat party is involved, but these political conversations happen far less than the DUmbasses claim they do.
Caught somewhere in time

Offline diesel driver

  • Creepy Ass Cracker and Smart-Ass White Boy!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9130
  • Reputation: +609/-55
  • Enhancing My Carbon Footprint!
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2010, 03:44:50 PM »
Quote
vanbean (649 posts)      Wed Nov-24-10 12:00 PM
Response to Original message
3. You know you could always remind your fellow turkey eaters that the Pilgims
 stank to high heaven. They didn't believe in bathing. Squanto tried to teach them to bath. This is actually true. So, it follows that the indians sat at the original kids' table.

Pilgims?  What the hell is a Pilgim?

The Pilgrims knew how to bathe, they couldn't do it on the ship, in the dead of winter, when the water was needed more for drinking than for washing someone's face.

So, it follows that the DUmmies sit at the "special" table, again.   :shortbus:

I bet they didn't know that Squanto was abducted by English slaver Thomas Hunt in 1614, sold into slavery where he lived with and worked for shipbuilder John Slany until he returned to Massachusetts in 1619, where he finally settled with the Pilgrims.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2010, 04:02:26 PM by diesel driver »
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

Offline jukin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 16234
  • Reputation: +2117/-170
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2010, 05:08:03 PM »
WOW, the DCCC sure is out of touch with America even after the blood bath on November second.  It is truly astounding.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

Offline Traveshamockery

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4391
  • Reputation: +373/-54
  • Nana to Kyle and Garrett
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2010, 11:13:01 PM »
It's pretty darn sad that the DCCC actually had to come up with a list of talking points for DUmmies for Thanksgiving!  Talk about sheep! 

 :loser:

Offline txradioguy

  • Minister of Propaganda
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18686
  • Reputation: +1292/-1116
  • Rule 39
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2010, 12:27:53 AM »
Quote
lleng  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-24-10 11:24 AM
Original message
Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC

If you truly believe in something...you don't need a "cheat sheet"
The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years. The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

Creator of the largest Fight Club thread ever!

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=83285.0

Offline Freeper

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17779
  • Reputation: +1311/-314
  • Creepy ass cracker.
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2010, 12:28:18 AM »
This list is laughable.
My favorite part was the PAYGO which Nancy Pelosi and the gang pretty much ignored.
 :lmao:
If you truly believe in something...you don't need a "cheat sheet"
True.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

Offline BattleHymn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8758
  • Reputation: +981/-63
  • Not right, but not left, either.
Re: Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet, from DCCC
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2010, 12:55:59 AM »
Quote
vanbean (649 posts)      Wed Nov-24-10 12:00 PM
Response to Original message
3. You know you could always remind your fellow turkey eaters that the Pilgims
 stank to high heaven. They didn't believe in bathing. Squanto tried to teach them to bath. This is actually true. So, it follows that the indians sat at the original kids' table.

I find it ironic that a DUmmie would find themselves qualified enough to lecture other people on their hygiene habits.


Keep your laws out of my bathroom!