The attack on Willow continues

[Karin]

Yes.

[ConservativeMobster]

What?  Humping pot roasts?

UMMM....while still on the hoof?  I'm so confused.  And Hollywood...awesome man, just awesome!

[dandi]

There's your first mistake, you backwoods, cracker, tight-assed, effeminate, nancy-boy douchenozzle: you got ME involved now...

Just exactly when the **** did the moobats start thinking they had the market cornered on the "dirty deed," any-*******ed-way???

As far as I know, socialist, candy-assed, conformists haven't had an original idea since the invention of the guillotine (mother****ers never DID think of anything other than ways in which to kill dissenters, so I'm not surprised), so where the HELL do they get off thinking they know anything about how to create pleasure???

Give me one good example of an asexual who could conceive of anything other than self-abuse, and I'll turn in my Man Card right the **** now.

Here's the bottom line....

1. Democrats can't f*ck to save their *******ed lives, but they CAN f*ck in order to produce more overly-sheltered, hyper-protected, guaranteeed-to-side-with-mommy Democrats, and they usually need a three-way to do it,

2. Democrat males invented anal beads just to compensate for the fact that their female was probably busy reaching orgasm by getting pounded by the UPS guy (who, by virtue of his job, was probably union, but like all good Conservatives, wasn't about to pass up a shot at some MILF poon),

3. Democrat females generally smell like herbs, which wouldn't be so bad, were it not for the fact that Conservative men prefer to sleep with a woman, as opposed to a ****ing pot roast,

Bottom line, "Taverner,"

Libtards are genetically incapable of having anything near the level of sex that conservatives do, given that you sorry-assed clowns spend so much *******ed time worrying about everything except yourselves. Conservatives on the other hand, have no problem focusing on themselves, given that they have an inherent knowledge that their partners are every bit as confident and secure in themselves as they are.

In other words, we KNOW we rock, while you *****s worry about whether or not a whale has died while you were busy soiling the sheets with your unwanted spawn.



PS - Lick my sack, you libtard, and I'll let your girlfriend know you stopped by.

Outstanding. H5

[dandi]

Yes.

Damn....   

[diesel driver]

That, and they really believe this junk. The Enquirer is a ****ing tabloid, DUmbass.

That it is, but it DID call John (Breck Girl) Edwards out for his "dabbling" in the typing pool.  But then again, a blind squirrel will find a nut now and then.

Anything was better after 8 years of Laura and George Bush in divorce court, so I guess it's now the Palins turn.

[diesel driver]

There's your first mistake, you backwoods, cracker, tight-assed, effeminate, nancy-boy douchenozzle: you got ME involved now...

Just exactly when the **** did the moobats start thinking they had the market cornered on the "dirty deed," any-*******ed-way???

As far as I know, socialist, candy-assed, conformists haven't had an original idea since the invention of the guillotine (mother****ers never DID think of anything other than ways in which to kill dissenters, so I'm not surprised), so where the HELL do they get off thinking they know anything about how to create pleasure???

Give me one good example of an asexual who could conceive of anything other than self-abuse, and I'll turn in my Man Card right the **** now.

Here's the bottom line....

1. Democrats can't f*ck to save their *******ed lives, but they CAN f*ck in order to produce more overly-sheltered, hyper-protected, guaranteeed-to-side-with-mommy Democrats, and they usually need a three-way to do it,

2. Democrat males invented anal beads just to compensate for the fact that their female was probably busy reaching orgasm by getting pounded by the UPS guy (who, by virtue of his job, was probably union, but like all good Conservatives, wasn't about to pass up a shot at some MILF poon),

3. Democrat females generally smell like herbs, which wouldn't be so bad, were it not for the fact that Conservative men prefer to sleep with a woman, as opposed to a ****ing pot roast,

Bottom line, "Taverner,"

Libtards are genetically incapable of having anything near the level of sex that conservatives do, given that you sorry-assed clowns spend so much *******ed time worrying about everything except yourselves. Conservatives on the other hand, have no problem focusing on themselves, given that they have an inherent knowledge that their partners are every bit as confident and secure in themselves as they are.

In other words, we KNOW we rock, while you *****s worry about whether or not a whale has died while you were busy soiling the sheets with your unwanted spawn.



PS - Lick my sack, you libtard, and I'll let your girlfriend know you stopped by.

Damn, Hollywood, don't hold back next time.   

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