"Dear Red States", a letter from the Blue

[USA4ME]

I have no doubt that over time the USA will dissolve and the land now possessed by the 50 States will be subdivided into several smaller countries, but it isn't going to happen anytime soon, nor will it be over things like elections going Dem or Repub.  It'll probably be the result of an economic collapse and the necessity of reforming into smaller, more managable groupings.

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[mamacags]

Dear Blue Stater,
     I would be more than happy to see that happen.  The left is so freaking intolerant they should end up with a dictator and a Nazi like police force in a matter of months.  I can't even imagine how they intend to pay for the parasites they have had suckling on the udders of the government their entire lives.  For that matter how the hell would they pay for the free healthcare, illegals, free food, rent, cars, children, clothes... for the 90% of their population that refuses to work or be anything like a productive member of society?  Look at the blue states now and all you see is a cluster**** of epic proportions!  They are all broke!  They have record unemployment, crime, teenage pregnancy, education failures, highest taxes in the U.S., criminals for politicians, no morals, no values, no future, and no pride.  They can take every bit of that shit and keep it in their country.  I would gladly move to any Southern state and use my knowledge of gardening to feed people and take care of my own family with no government interference at all.  I would be fine with no unionized road crews to watch sitting on their asses while they pretend to fix roads in the area.  I am fine keeping and supporting every military member!  You keep your patchouli wearing hippy shitheads and get ****ed you ignorant, intolerant, racist, piece of shit. 
Hugs and kisses, Melinda

[Carl]

Dear Blue Stater,
     I would be more than happy to see that happen.  The left is so freaking intolerant they should end up with a dictator and a Nazi like police force in a matter of months.  I can't even imagine how they intend to pay for the parasites they have had suckling on the udders of the government their entire lives.  For that matter how the hell would they pay for the free healthcare, illegals, free food, rent, cars, children, clothes... for the 90% of their population that refuses to work or be anything like a productive member of society?  Look at the blue states now and all you see is a cluster**** of epic proportions!  They are all broke!  They have record unemployment, crime, teenage pregnancy, education failures, highest taxes in the U.S., criminals for politicians, no morals, no values, no future, and no pride.  They can take every bit of that shit and keep it in their country.  I would gladly move to any Southern state and use my knowledge of gardening to feed people and take care of my own family with no government interference at all.  I would be fine with no unionized road crews to watch sitting on their asses while they pretend to fix roads in the area.  I am fine keeping and supporting every military member!  You keep your patchouli wearing hippy shitheads and get ****ed you ignorant, intolerant, racist, piece of shit. 
Hugs and kisses, Melinda

 

[thundley4]

I have no doubt that over time the USA will dissolve and the land now possessed by the 50 States will be subdivided into several smaller countries, but it isn't going to happen anytime soon, nor will it be over things like elections going Dem or Repub.  It'll probably be the result of an economic collapse and the necessity of reforming into smaller, more managable groupings.

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If things don't change, I wouldn't place that economic collapse too far in the future.

[PatriotGame]

Gosh, there is that little thing whereas 99% of those red states possess the oil refineries. When we own most of the gasoline and diesel, how do you DUmmys propose driving to your dealer's house to buy your weed? Conceptualize blue states paying $25.00/gallon for gasoline! - Oh yes we would!
Additionally, 99% of your food, clothes, and bong glassware is shipped to your co-ops via diesel fueled trucks. Imagine Cheetos at $30.00 a bag, $300.00 bongs, and $45.00 a pound for tofu-dogs...

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Has this idiot seen the latest red vs blue map? There aren't many blue states left after what happened tuesday! Jesus even my home state once a democrat stronghold for many many years is now almost completely red!

[Doc Savage]

According to David Brooks, we all need saving.  It is amazing how these libs think.  I guess all us rubes out here in the flat land just are lucky to be able to wipe our butts without help from those college grads on the coasts.  What condescending twits they are.  Just one more reason not to move back to the east coast. 

[crockspot]

If you moonbats want my little three acres of Vermont, you'd better bring along a couple of Abrahms tanks.

[TheSarge]

Dear Blue State Traitors,

You can keep all of those things.

We get Dell Computers (who needs Windows when you can use Linux)...The Alamo...NASA...The Military (bet you're wishing now you hadn't run them out of your states huh?) we also get Arlington National Cemetery and the Tomb of The Unknown Soldier...Yellowstone Park and the Grand Canyon.

And because of you're the environmental NAZI's in your new breakaway Socialist State have forced you to rely on wind and solar to power an entire country...we'll sell you the oil and gas from our red states that you need to turn the lights on at the Politburo every morning.


Effn morons.   

[Carl]

Dear Blue State Traitors,

You can keep all of those things.

We get Dell Computers (who needs Windows when you can use Linux)...The Alamo...NASA...The Military (bet you're wishing now you hadn't run them out of your states huh?) we also get Arlington National Cemetery and the Tomb of The Unknown Soldier...Yellowstone Park and the Grand Canyon.

And because of you're the environmental NAZI's in your new breakaway Socialist State have forced you to rely on wind and solar to power an entire country...we'll sell you the oil and gas from our red states that you need to turn the lights on at the Politburo every morning.


Effn morons.   

Within a week you would hear your voice echo down the corridors of Wall street as the financial markets and institutions would leave overnight.
DUmmies have this really stupid habit of thinking that if there wishes were so everything else that exists would stay just as it is.
They never can see the big picture of consequences.

[true_blood]

If things don't change, I wouldn't place that economic collapse too far in the future.

God, I wish you were wrong, but I don't think you are. I think things are about to get dicer in the not to distant future.

[NHSparky]

If you moonbats want my little three acres of Vermont, you'd better bring along a couple of Abrahms tanks.

I was gonna say, can we just build a DMZ between New Hampshire and the "red zone"?  It'd drive the Massholes NUTS.

[delilahmused]

Within a week you would hear your voice echo down the corridors of Wall street as the financial markets and institutions would leave overnight.
DUmmies have this really stupid habit of thinking that if there wishes were so everything else that exists would stay just as it is.
They never can see the big picture of consequences.

You know, we own the military. They have hash pipes and an endless supply of kool-aid. We can decide where we want them to live. Our own DUmmie reservation.

Cindie

[LC EFA]

I wonder where they think their money will come from the year after they implement some of their desired policies like confiscatory wealth taxes on anyone with more than a buck and a half in the bank.

All that "venture capital" .. what hasn't fled was stolen and "redistributed" last year.

Hope you like boiled boots with stewed "medical marijuana ".

[DumbAss Tanker]

Sonoman Donating Member (87 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Nov-04-10 07:26 PM
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"Dear Red States", a letter from the Blue
   
Dear Red States...

Don't let the screen door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, and you're more than welcome to the collective debt California, New York, and Michigan are going to take with them, at least we know we'll have no responsibility at all to bale them out on that now.  We'll miss Minnesota a bit for the fishing, but we'll deal with it.  Driving around Illinois will be a modest inconvenience, but well worth it to be rid of the criminals its political system breeds.

Without you assholes, the position on illegal immigration is going to get a lot tougher around here, and remember that'll now include you.  In fact it'll especially include you.  So don't think crawling your starving, impoverished ass up to the border begging for mercy is going to help when you drive the entire 'New California' economy into a pit that makes post-WWI Germany look like the land of milk and honey.