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Offline franksolich

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Re: Another grocery store bouncy, with Dreamer Tatum goodness
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2010, 08:22:46 AM »
I just wish I knew if he still worked at a casino.

I could go there wearing my best conservative t-shirt I can find and play at his table.  -sigh-

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The gigantic primitive lost his job dealing cards at a casino, because one of the fringe benefits was that card-dealers got fed for free, from the casino restaurant.

The gigantic primitive took rather too much advantage of that fringe benefit, nearly bankrupting the casino's restaurant.  That was about five or six years ago.

The gigantic primitive can't work in a casino any more, due to "background checks."

Which is why I've been diligently trying to find the gigantic primitive a job where a "background check" doesn't matter much.
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Re: Another grocery store bouncy, with Dreamer Tatum goodness
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2010, 09:09:15 AM »
I pay everything online. Mortgage, Insurance's, Electricity, Cable, Internet, Credit Cards, Medical. My checks are direct deposited. Mommas check isn't though so there's one trip that has to be made. The bank has a branch at WalMart though so it's easy and convenient.  :-)

There's pretty much not alot of reasons to carry cash anymore. But with the cash back options at most places you debit at it's simple enough to pick up an extra $20 when you don't have any.

You know it wont be long before the criminals embrace the new technology on the street with a moblie EFTPOS and say "Give me your debit card an PIN!@!!  and nobody gets hurt".  :rotf:  I mean if nobody caries cash anymore what is a poor crook to do?? :hammer:
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Re: Another grocery store bouncy, with Dreamer Tatum goodness
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2010, 12:33:37 PM »
You know it wont be long before the criminals embrace the new technology on the street with a moblie EFTPOS and say "Give me your debit card an PIN!@!!  and nobody gets hurt".  :rotf:  I mean if nobody caries cash anymore what is a poor crook to do?? :hammer:

They'll just have to keep posting at the DUmp while whining about how unfair life is. :-)

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Re: Another grocery store bouncy, with Dreamer Tatum goodness
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2010, 05:25:57 PM »
Jesus God. Does ALL human interaction occur in grocery stores, or what?

Of course, DT is there to take them down:
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Re: Another grocery store bouncy, with Dreamer Tatum goodness
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2010, 10:03:49 PM »
The gigantic primitive lost his job dealing cards at a casino, because one of the fringe benefits was that card-dealers got fed for free, from the casino restaurant.

The gigantic primitive took rather too much advantage of that fringe benefit, nearly bankrupting the casino's restaurant.  That was about five or six years ago.

The gigantic primitive can't work in a casino any more, due to "background checks."

Which is why I've been diligently trying to find the gigantic primitive a job where a "background check" doesn't matter much.

He could stand outside Home Depot.
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