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My dad had polio and was completely paralyzed for a year when he was 11. He was in an iron lung for almost the full year, was given his last rights because they thought he was going to die. He worked and drove a truck in a meat packing company (wilsons) for most of his life. Jumpimg on and off a loading dock every day, in and out of a freezer as well.  He also developed post polio syndrome, had a knee replaced a couple of years ago and needs the other one done. He is 70 years old and still works (and it's not a desk job).  He has many health issues including having a quad by-pass about 4 years ago.   I personally feel he should retire now but that isn't my choice.

I am so sick of these people.
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God bless your father. Now that is a generation right there! I have an uncle that worked until he was over 75 years old as a diesel mechanic! And DUmmies want to discredit the foundation the generations before us had laid down for us. I WILL NOT let that happen! :censored: :censored:

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The guy has hips and a backside that's as wide as a barn-door.

Sort of a reverse "hourglass" figure.


I believe you may be thinking more "bowling pin" than "hourglass", Frank.
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My dad had polio and was completely paralyzed for a year when he was 11. He was in an iron lung for almost the full year, was given his last rights because they thought he was going to die. He worked and drove a truck in a meat packing company (wilsons) for most of his life. Jumpimg on and off a loading dock every day, in and out of a freezer as well.  He also developed post polio syndrome, had a knee replaced a couple of years ago and needs the other one done. He is 70 years old and still works (and it's not a desk job).  He has many health issues including having a quad by-pass about 4 years ago.   I personally feel he should retire now but that isn't my choice.


And there it is, ladies and gentlemen.  This is what needs to be held up in front of these lazy assed mouth breathers as the golden standard.

BEG, that is what I want to be when I'm 70.  Hardcore and "old school" and whatever other hackneyed word anyone can throw out to describe what a real American should be.
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And there it is, ladies and gentlemen.  This is what needs to be held up in front of these lazy assed mouth breathers as the golden standard.

BEG, that is what I want to be when I'm 70.  Hardcore and "old school" and whatever other hackneyed word anyone can throw out to describe what a real American should be.
It isn't even a matter of being lazy. I genuinely believe it goes deeper than that.

Life is a burden to liberals. They resent it and they despise it. They are Milton's Adam shaking his fist at his Creator declaring he never wanted to be created in the first place. If they are compelled to endure existence against their will then by God they will demand existence be met on their terms.
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http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20101008-SPORTS-10080410

Here we are folks, seens that the difference in a persons life depends on their rearing and their peers.

Don't we all wonder just how far we could have gone had we had parents like this young boy.?

This young man will not be in the line for unemployment, his parents have seen to that.

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It isn't even a matter of being lazy. I genuinely believe it goes deeper than that.

Life is a burden to liberals. They resent it and they despise it. They are Milton's Adam shaking his fist at his Creator declaring he never wanted to be created in the first place. If they are compelled to endure existence against their will then by God they will demand existence be met on their terms.

Would spoiled and lazy work better?

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It isn't even a matter of being lazy. I genuinely believe it goes deeper than that.

Life is a burden to liberals. They resent it and they despise it. They are Milton's Adam shaking his fist at his Creator declaring he never wanted to be created in the first place. If they are compelled to endure existence against their will then by God they will demand existence be met on their terms.

H5, Snuggles! That's it in a nutshell!!!
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I am still considering applying for SSD, as my heart condition and medical records easily qualify me. I haven't made up my mind yet, because it would lock me into poverty for the rest of my life. But the one bit of advice I am getting from others is to hire a social security lawyer to do my application. That would increase my chances of getting it in six months, as opposed to an automatic rejection and up to two years trying to get it if I do it myself, and the lawyer will get paid out of my "back pay" when the check is cut.

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I am still considering applying for SSD, as my heart condition and medical records easily qualify me. I haven't made up my mind yet, because it would lock me into poverty for the rest of my life. But the one bit of advice I am getting from others is to hire a social security lawyer to do my application. That would increase my chances of getting it in six months, as opposed to an automatic rejection and up to two years trying to get it if I do it myself, and the lawyer will get paid out of my "back pay" when the check is cut.

I, like you have finally come to the end of my rope and may have to do the same, due to my back bein' just ****ed!

I'm curious, are the odds that much better thru a frikkin' lawyer?
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I am still considering applying for SSD, as my heart condition and medical records easily qualify me. I haven't made up my mind yet, because it would lock me into poverty for the rest of my life. But the one bit of advice I am getting from others is to hire a social security lawyer to do my application. That would increase my chances of getting it in six months, as opposed to an automatic rejection and up to two years trying to get it if I do it myself, and the lawyer will get paid out of my "back pay" when the check is cut.

Actually according to my fiancee getting a lawyer doesn't really help. All they do is file the papers. Also the automatic rejection on the first application is a myth. If you qualify by the standards set by Social Security you get approved. The time required to get it mostly depends on the doctors sending the information required. She did say if you do get rejected the first time then using a lawyer for the appeal could be an asset depending on the situation. Some of the basic requirements are having a condition where you absolutely can not do any kind of work whatsoever. You also have to have been paying into SSI for the past 20 quarters or so. So basically if all your records are in order and if you make sure to go to any appointments they set up for you that should make the process go faster.


I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.