That is a striking contrast between the DUmmies and the rest of us, isn't it?
Yay for me, I got a free goverment freebies card!!!!
vs.
Yay for me, I got an interesting and impressive job offer! Congrats for that, HNC.
I just don't understand the appeal of those types of things to DUmmies. The benefits are pretty scant (like $700/month for certain assistance programs), and you have to jump through hoops with bureaucrats, wait in lines, fill out endless forms, go hat in hand to some government office and proclaim yourself to be a loser. Sounds like hell to me. I'll take care of myself.