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THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« on: August 07, 2010, 12:21:55 AM »
THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AMenthusiastically, "If I am selling tuna fish, I believe in tuna fish."[26]  The critics would have a field day with his gimmicky act, his showy but careless piano playing, his non-stop promotions, and his gaudy display of success but he always had the last laugh, as immortally preserved by the famous quotation, first recorded in a letter to a critic, "Thank you for your very amusing review. After reading it, in fact, my brother George and I cried all the way to the bank."[27] In an appearance on The Tonight Show some years later, Liberace re-ran the anecdote to Johnny Carson, and finished it by saying "I don't cry all the way to the bank any more - I bought the bank". He was known to be very close to his sister, Mariachi.
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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2010, 12:22:34 AM »
I am bored. Amuse me!
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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2010, 03:21:28 AM »
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Does this help?  :-)



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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2010, 09:23:27 AM »
[youtube=425,350]fVWUaH2mCt4[/youtube]
Does this help?  :-)
Not very much, thanks
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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2010, 09:45:49 AM »
So LIBBER-rauchy died of aids, hmmmm. Wonder if he and Rock Hudson were "friends".
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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2010, 01:36:49 PM »
You have an 18-year old hottie on the line and you're bored?

epic fail
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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2010, 03:44:58 PM »
You have an 18-year old hottie on the line and you're bored?

epic fail
pretty much
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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2010, 05:36:42 PM »
pretty much
So why don't you go meet up with your honey?

Or do you have to wait for day camp to let out first?
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2010, 08:11:55 PM »
lollll... :hyper:

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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2010, 05:21:48 AM »
You have an 18-year old hottie on the line and you're bored?

epic fail
Couple THAT with the infinite amount on Internet porn available and a person begins to wonder... :-)
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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2010, 09:44:51 PM »
Couple THAT with the infinite amount on Internet porn available and a person begins to wonder... :-)

Big Don, why oh why did this flash into my mind that you just may be sitting at work with a badge in your pocket.?

All you have said about yourself and young woman, even the underage woman you met and is now legal sounds allot like an invite for others to tell you their story about young girls they had the hots for.

Please don't get me wrong here, just call it woman's intuition or built in radar that tells me that most of your posts have been about sex.   All that stuff about wanting to date a 18 year old that you met when she was what 14 and watched grow into a woman---

If indeed you are hunting perverts, be aware that you be careful what you say around old woman like me, or men like some of the one here that can smell dead fish a mile away.

Wheres that Butler, I need another Sherry.

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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2010, 12:26:45 AM »
Big Don, why oh why did this flash into my mind that you just may be sitting at work with a badge in your pocket.?
I could never work in law enforcement, I have no desire to help people. None.
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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2010, 08:38:35 AM »
I could never work in law enforcement, I have no desire to help people. None.

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Re: THIS IS HOW FRIGGIN BORED I AM
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2010, 10:32:33 AM »
I could never work in law enforcement, I have no desire to help people. None.

No wonder you are bored, you have much in common with those that live in a cemetery, sounds like you are dead all ready and just don't know it yet.