What's up with this dummie, is she mentally incompetent? Anyone know where I can get a back story on her?
Mrs. Alfred Packer, the "hippywife" primitive, has never been a top primitive--I don't think she's ever even been nominated. So I have to write this from scratch.
Mrs. Alfred Packer hangs around the cooking and baking forum most of the time, but goes away to the lounge or gardening or rural forums when she senses franksolich is seeking additional material for a sex novel franksolich is writing.
Mrs. Alfred Packer was once christened "Grandma," but now she's Mrs. Alfred Packer.
Mrs. Alfred Packer was born and raised in a large, close, loving family in urban Ohio, but then threw it all overboard thirteen years ago, when she moved down to northeastern Oklahoma to marry "hippyhubby," now baptized as Wild Bill. Mrs. Alfred Packer is 51 years old, which actually makes her a young 'un in the cooking and baking forum. Wild Bill is a snarly old cuss with a bug-eye, whose favorite cuisine is chewing on bones.
Mrs. Alfred Packer works in a nursing home. Wild Bill freelances, building expertly-camouflaged stills and laboratories in the forests and mountains of the area.
Wild Bill wears the pants in the marriage; totally dominates, intimidates, his wife Mrs. Alfred Packer.
Mrs. Alfred Packer despises the kind, caring, loving, generous people of Oklahoma, damning them all as "fundies." It should be no wonder then, that Mrs. Alfred Packer is, uh, sort of sequestered out there in the backwoods. The only humans with whom she intercourses are her in-laws, Wild Bill's mother, and brothers and sisters.
There is hardly anything in the world Mrs. Alfred Packer wants, than a chest deep-freezer. However, Wild Bill won't buy her one, using the excuse that sometimes the electricity goes out. That the electricity sometimes goes out has not prevented Wild Bill, however, from putting in not one, but two, refrigerators, in which he stashes big bundles of meat (origin uncertain, but one can reasonably assume.....).
franksolich is writing a sex novel about Mrs. Alfred Packer, publication of which is being delayed because of the recent addition of a pig-tailed bent-backed slipper-wearing Chinaman into the plot; franksolich has not yet decided if the racist sinophobic Mrs. Alfred Packer is going to hop around in the sack with him, or eat him.
This is just miscellaneous stuff about Mrs. Alfred Packer, but I'm sleepy at the moment.
Stay tuned, lars, sir.
