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Offline bijou

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Cow seduces Indonesian man
« on: June 11, 2010, 10:51:35 AM »
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An 18-year-old man on Indonesia's resort island of Bali claimed he was seduced by a cow after being caught having sex with the animal.
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"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," Legawa said.

On Friday, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual in which he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. "She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," he said.....

Read more http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article500183.ece/Cow-seduces-Indonesian-man

That excuse is a load of bull.
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Cow seduces Indonesian man
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2010, 12:16:48 PM »
How much beer does that take?
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Re: Cow seduces Indonesian man
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2010, 12:20:02 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 11, 2010, 12:16:48 PM
How much beer does that take?


not beer.....but some reallllly good smokin' shit...... :uhsure:
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Re: Cow seduces Indonesian man
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2010, 06:26:30 PM »
Last call.

Some guys will f**k anything.
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Re: Cow seduces Indonesian man
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2010, 06:32:49 PM »
So, you are saying you don't believe a cow could seduce a person? Really?


lol  :rotf: Moooo! Come on over here baby!

How gross, really. Ick.
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Re: Cow seduces Indonesian man
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2010, 03:23:04 AM »
Quote from: soleil on June 11, 2010, 06:32:49 PM
So, you are saying you don't believe a cow could seduce a person? Really?


lol  :rotf: Moooo! Come on over here baby!

How gross, really. Ick.
It was probably some sort of bovine succubus, he was helpless to resist.    :lmao:
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Re: Cow seduces Indonesian man
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2010, 07:39:25 AM »
Guy humps cow, blames cow, and the cow is killed. Morons.
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Re: Cow seduces Indonesian man
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2010, 08:13:42 AM »
Quote from: RightCoast on June 12, 2010, 07:39:25 AM
Guy humps cow, blames cow, and the cow is killed. Morons.

No, probably Muslim.....It's the muslim way........Well, yeah, morons.
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