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Offline bijou

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Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« on: June 04, 2010, 04:11:28 PM »
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A central Wisconsin man who tried to steal dirty diapers from a home will spend 30 months on probation.

Twenty-year-old Dillon Makuski of Amherst was sentenced this week in Portage County Circuit Court for possession of burglary tools. A judge also told him to perform 200 hours of community service, and undergo a psycho-sexual evaluation.

Makuski entered a house in Amherst last September, and was detained by a resident until officers arrived. A sheriff’s deputy found a half-dozen dirty diapers in Makuski’s pockets – and he later admitted he likes to wear them, and he entered the house because he thought there might be diapers there.
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2010, 04:14:53 PM »
Things like this happens when one eats too much cheese.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2010, 05:44:25 PM »
Where do you find these things?!?  lol

Oh. And... ewwwwwww!
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 06:34:50 PM »
What's his DU name? :fuelfire:
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2010, 06:41:10 PM »
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2010, 06:43:51 PM »
 :hi5: Thundley....



why would anyone ...... oh never mind.... :thatsright:
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2010, 12:02:50 AM »
How nasty YUCK
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2010, 06:51:53 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on June 05, 2010, 12:02:50 AM
How nasty YUCK

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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2010, 09:43:49 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on June 07, 2010, 06:51:53 AM
I think I am beginning to understand why some  woman become lesbians.

 

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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 04:29:42 PM »
that's just a shitty thing to do
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2010, 05:54:56 PM »
That is freakin nasty. He doesn't have to break into my house for them, I would gladly GIVE them to him. But why on God's green earth would anyone want dirty diapers? ICK! EWWW! GROSS. He isn't right in the head.
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2010, 05:59:11 PM »
He puts them in the microwave for 30 seconds before he puts them on. 
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2010, 06:03:54 PM »
 :rotf:   Y'all are sooooo twisted
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2010, 12:33:13 PM »
Quote from: JustMe on June 07, 2010, 06:03:54 PM
:rotf:   Y'all are sooooo twisted

Yep, we resemble that remark!

Maybe he just wants to relive his shitty childhood!
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2010, 01:45:52 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 08, 2010, 12:33:13 PM
Yep, we resemble that remark!

Maybe he just wants to relive his shitty childhood!
Yeah, he got a bum wrap.
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2010, 02:12:24 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 08, 2010, 01:45:52 PM
Yeah, he got a bum wrap.

Oh my God.

Seriously, marry me.

I'll take you home to my people who will build you a small shrine and worship you as a punning goddess.

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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2010, 03:54:31 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on June 08, 2010, 02:12:24 PM
Oh my God.

Seriously, marry me.

I'll take you home to my people who will build you a small shrine and worship you as a punning goddess.

:rofl:

Hey, hey, hey! She quoted me first! All I have to do is talk "Toots" into bigamy!

Maybe he's into recycling those baby food peas!
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Re: Wisconsin man gets 30 months probation for stealing dirty diapers
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2010, 04:39:06 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on June 08, 2010, 02:12:24 PM
Oh my God.

Seriously, marry me.

I'll take you home to my people who will build you a small shrine and worship you as a punning goddess.

:rofl:
  LOL. Thx. 
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