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MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« on: June 12, 2011, 08:35:30 PM »
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Don't know the back story on his injury but he apparently garnered enough sympathy from CalPeg to get a zoomy new laptop out of her.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jun-06-11 12:33 AM
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**June 5th MFM Update (and beyond!)**   Updated at 5:42 PM
   
Time for a new thread!

I got off the phone a few minutes ago with our beloved MFM.

He sounded great!

However, he'd had an adventure today, but now is in a vastly improved condition.

Before, when he'd cough, he would have some bleeding out the chest incision, and he had a lot of pain from the edges of his sternum (breastbone) as they rubbed together.

Today, he went back to surgery, and they stopped the bleeding, and they fixed the sternum so it wouldn't rub, at least in the short term.

Tomorrow he will be seen by a plastic surgeon who will do yet another surgery on his sternum. He will somehow use a muscle around the sternum to stop the edges from rubbing, on a permanent basis. This surgery will happen in the next day or two, and of course we will update all of you once that's happened.

We talked about laptops, and those of you who are interested in getting in on that, PM me. I will also be looking for advice on which brand to get. Details via PM.


Oh yes...one last thing: He wanted me to tell you that this plastic surgery will also give him the new smaller penis he's always wanted... ;)

Now she's soliciting donations from her fellow inmates to defray the cost
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Jun-07-11 07:33 PM
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22. **Tuesday afternoon Update**   Updated at 5:42 PM
   
Just got off the phone with MFM. He was tired and we only talked briefly...

He told me that Thursday AM, he will be back in surgery to get his sternum fixed so its edges won't rub anymore and hurt him. They will wrap the muscles there around the two halves to soften the rough edges.

And I told him that Thursday, he will be the proud owner of a new laptop! He was soooo pleased.

A Very Special Thank You to HopeHoops! His computer expertise really got me into a good place! :hug:

If anyone wants to help defray my expense, please PM me. A couple of folks already have, and I appreciate the support!

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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2011, 08:59:29 PM »
The CalPig is only $10 away from a new laptop for DUmmy MFM. In fact, she sent the money once, but he's having all this surgery done at Johns Hopkins, and you know how their mailroom is.

Anyway, she needs to raise a few thou more, because the hospital has put in a lot of new security to prevent DUmbasses from rummaging through the mailroom during the night.

You'd think Wishadoo would be taking care of this, so the CalPig could concentrate on erotic poetry.
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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2011, 09:06:13 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on June 12, 2011, 08:35:30 PM
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Don't know the back story on his injury but he apparently garnered enough sympathy from CalPeg to get a zoomy new laptop out of her.
Now she's soliciting donations from her fellow inmates to defray the cost

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Now she's soliciting donations from her fellow inmates to defray the cost
It's the socialist way, doncha know?
Get for free, ask (demand) for more.
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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2011, 09:06:27 PM »
Sucka
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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2011, 09:09:47 PM »
When I first noticed the post from Cpeg, I thought she was referring to male female male. I assumed she was looking for another male along with a female for a Ménage à trois. 

I didn't open it.
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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2011, 09:12:56 PM »
Good thing, Tucker.
It was probably a "poem".
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2011, 11:51:40 PM »
Calpig will get the last laugh, when MFM opens the laptop to find that the hard drive is already full of Calpig plops poems.
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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2011, 12:17:13 AM »
I have to say that since I saw that youtube video of CaliforniaPeggy reciting her "poetry", I have had issues reading her posts.  As I read the post in my head I'm hearing her monotone, transvestite lounge-singer voice.  It's very disturbing. 
Also disturbing; why would a middle-aged alcoholic male choose "MiddleFingerMom" as his username.  Makes me shudder.
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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2011, 04:00:25 AM »
....and here's me thinking MFM was a acronym for MotherF***ingMoocher.

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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2011, 04:47:07 AM »
MFM is a dude? All this time I thought it was a particularly vulgar female. Hell, I shouldn't be surprised. Half of them couldn't tell you themselves about their sex.

Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, curious, transsexuals, transgenders, transspecies, bestials, necrophiliacs, furries, pedos, incesters, weenie-waggers, shoe-sniffers, watermelon-screwers, treehumpers, anal-abusers, shove-a-Tic-Tac-up-your-urethras and everything else. It's all represented at DU.

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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2011, 11:45:55 AM »
But she's rich, why wouldn't she just pay for the whole thing?

ETA: I hope MFM feels better soon, although I thought they were a she and not a he.
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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2011, 12:12:01 PM »
Quote from: dandi on June 13, 2011, 04:47:07 AM
MFM is a dude? All this time I thought it was a particularly vulgar female.

Yeah, that's what he claims. Maybe a Chaz Bono-type weirdo, but claims to be a male.
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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2011, 01:03:27 PM »
MFM & Calpig.



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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2011, 05:46:02 PM »
I have a suggestion for Dick Skinner. He should impose a fee, a tax of sorts on his DUmmie clan. Then the Inner Circe can meet when these issues of someone in need arises at the DUmp. Piggy can provide matching funds and all the DUmmies can rejoice and butt fu....err back slap each other over being forced by an overlord into a good deed. 
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Re: MiddleFingerMom scores new laptop from CalPeg
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2011, 08:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 13, 2011, 01:03:27 PM
MFM & Calpig.



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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”
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