
I had this weird dream the other night.
There stands Obama, all these problems sneaking up on him, what to do.?
Things are so bad he has no choice but to pull out his Ace card from his sleeve and announce that his wife is pregnant.
The world will come to a stop, we will be in-dendated by every twitch she has. No longer will we think about the important stuff, all kinds of bills will be pushed through without our notice.
Obama can use his wife's pregnancy as an excuse for misspeak or most anything he does that is strange or odd.
Smoke and mirrors time, get the public mind off the horrors ahead and put their attention on Michells belly, what she wears, speculation on the sex of the baby, what kind of pregnancy shoes she wears, what she eats and drinks.
If she at her age is unable to bare more children, they may go on a global search for the Correct baby to adopt. 24 hour news feeds of her at orphanages around the world. Will the baby be Black, White, Latino, Asian, or Middle Eastern.?
I think adoption is the way to go, they can spin this out for 2 years if necessary.