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So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
« on: April 29, 2010, 09:40:52 AM »
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NNN0LHI  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Apr-29-10 10:21 AM
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So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
   
He doesn't believe President Obama's birth certificate is real.

Whats the chances of him believing mine is?

Especially after he brings me in and checks the internet and finds out I donated money to the Obama campaign.

Any ideas on this one?

Don

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Yeah I have an Idea, you are an idiot.

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Re: So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2010, 09:46:27 AM »
Anyone heard from Redstone yet?
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Re: So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2010, 09:48:30 AM »
I hope they deport the DUmmie to North Korea........ :rotf:
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Re: So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2010, 12:41:25 PM »
This small thread just attracted the stupid like moths to a flame.

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KansDem  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-29-10 10:36 AM
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3. I wondering if the new law will be used like the Taserâ„¢
 We've seen cops Taserâ„¢ diabetics in comas, grandmothers, kids, and double amputees. I'm wondering if we'll see this "produce your papers" mentality used indiscriminately like the Taserâ„¢ is used.

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Re: So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2010, 03:00:31 PM »
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NNN0LHI  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Apr-29-10 10:21 AM
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So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?

He's likely to jump out of the bushes, Rodney King your ass to the riotous applause of a thousand legal residents of the Grand Canyon State, toss you unceremoniously into the back of his "Libtard Containment Vehicle"  (the one marked with the green and yellow "Waste Management" logos) cart you off to Sheriff Joe's Day Camp and Libtard Resort, where you will - likely for the first time in your adult life - be put on the roster of a chain gang, and required to WORK for your stale bologna sandwich, water and 8 hours in an army-style camp cot.

Oh, the fun times you'll have, DUmbass...  :lmao:
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Re: So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2010, 03:11:23 PM »
I wonder how many DUmmies have even READ SB 1070

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Re: So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2010, 03:26:19 PM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on April 29, 2010, 03:11:23 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies have even READ SB 1070



Same number as the number of democrat congress critters that read the healthcare bill.
...........o.........

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Re: So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2010, 06:36:33 PM »
90% chance you go to jail for a drug offense.
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Re: So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2010, 06:45:12 PM »
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NNN0LHI  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Apr-29-10 10:21 AM
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So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
   
He doesn't believe President Obama's birth certificate is real.

Whats the chances of him believing mine is?

Especially after he brings me in and checks the internet and finds out I donated money to the Obama campaign.

Any ideas on this one?

Don


WTH?   :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental:
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Re: So what happens if I run across a birther cop in Arizona?
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2010, 07:51:47 AM »
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KansDem  (1000+ posts)      Thu Apr-29-10 10:36 AM
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3. I wondering if the new law will be used like the Taserâ„¢
 We've seen cops Taserâ„¢ diabetics in comas, grandmothers, kids, and double amputees. I'm wondering if we'll see this "produce your papers" mentality used indiscriminately like the Taserâ„¢ is used.
Those damn comatose diabetics always running around breaking the law and causing a ruckus! TAZE THEM ALL I SAY! :-)
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