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DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« on: April 12, 2010, 07:47:57 PM »
To DUmbass DUmmies, bumper stickers are important business:
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A HERETIC I AM  (1000+ posts)        Mon Apr-12-10 08:11 PM
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I saw a fairly stupid-ass bumper sticker today...
Something to the effect;

"OK, you got your change.
I'll keep my Bible and my God
And hide my guns and my money"

On the bumper of a customers pickup truck, so I had to be polite (read - not mention it)

But what a ****ing dipshit. This guy works for one of the largest landowners in the State of Florida, probably makes maybe $100K a year, lives on a 10 acre plot of his own out in the country and for some reason thinks because Democrats are in control, some scary "Democrat" is going to bother to come all the way out to his place and take his god, guns, bible and money. What is really funny is that he is worried about possible tax changes and such that WON'T EVEN AFFECT HIM! Just his boss. Oh, and some "Tree Hugger" might make it more difficult for him to hunt alligators.

That's right pal, vote Republican next time, just like you always have and keep watching your standard of living slip away.

Mine too, as I deliver your goods to you, all the way out in the sticks at a rate cheaper than any other means, at a rate of pay less than half of what I was making in 1988.


For the record, I've gone through a radical career change and back again over the last 4 years, coupled with 6 months unemployment. I've just started working again for a local industrial supply company driving a straight truck, delivering steel, pipe and assorted other items to farms, groves and machine shops. I put this in small type and not as a thread because I'm not proud of what has happened and I find no joy in announcing it in a thread as others have done. c'est la guerre.

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This DUmmy believes that if taxes devastate the wealthy people, it will have no effect on the people who depend on those wealthy people for a living. I think that type of intelligence may be one reason this DUmmy has reached the pinnacle of his career as a parts runner.


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FSogol  (1000+ posts)        Mon Apr-12-10 08:20 PM
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1. Too true. I saw a stupid one today also. It read: McCain/Palin

 
 
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Island Blue  (1000+ posts)        Mon Apr-12-10 08:35 PM
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4. I've seen an even more stupid one lately
Palin/Nugent '12. Anyone stupid enough to slap that on their bumper is too stupid to drive.

I doubt Ted would be willing to take the pay cut.
 

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Kerrytravelers   (1000+ posts)        Mon Apr-12-10 08:22 PM
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2. Notice how it's all about me-me-me-mine-mine-mine?
Selfishness. That is all they are. Selfish. 

Half the time, the DUmmies say that we normal people vote Republican against our own best interests. Then the other half of the time, they say we vote Republican due to our selfishness. I really wish the DUmbasses would decide which it is.
 

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angrycarpenter  (1000+ posts)        Mon Apr-12-10 08:23 PM
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3. just painted a house.
for half what I would do just a couple of years ago. Somehow I don't see working class salaries ever coming back up.

Somehow I don't see DUmbass democrats ever rising to the working class level.

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2010, 07:58:23 PM »
A couple of weeks ago I saw a car (that was a POS by the way) that not only had an Obama/Biden sticker on it but a Kerry/Edwards sticker as well. The guy didn't even take the time to take the Kerry/Edwards sticker off the car or put the Obama/Biden sticker over it.

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 08:02:39 PM »
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That's right pal, vote Republican next time, just like you always have and keep watching your standard of living slip away.

Income falls 3.2% during Obama's term

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/apr/13/personal-income-falls-32-during-obamas-15-months/


Hmmmm...imagine that.
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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2010, 08:33:46 PM »
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For the record, I've gone through a radical career change and back again over the last 4 years, coupled with 6 months unemployment. I've just started working again for a local industrial supply company driving a straight truck, delivering steel, pipe and assorted other items to farms, groves and machine shops. I put this in small type and not as a thread because I'm not proud of what has happened and I find no joy in announcing it in a thread as others have done. c'est la guerre.

If I'm reading this right, this DUmmy is embarrassed about making a good honest living? He's ashamed at what he does?

I don't understand.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2010, 08:39:50 PM »
If I'm reading this right, this DUmmy is embarrassed about making a good honest living? He's ashamed at what he does?

He's making a good living in a capitalist society, the horror. He should be in a tiny 2-room walk-up, swilling gruel and reading the Daily Worker. That is where happiness is.

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2010, 08:47:14 PM »
Either he's ashamed of making money. In which case he's a retard head case. Or he's ashamed at being reduced to driving a truck and delivering stuff like one of the Proles. In which case he's an arrogant toad sucker.





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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2010, 08:48:52 PM »
A couple of weeks ago I saw a car (that was a POS by the way) that not only had an Obama/Biden sticker on it but a Kerry/Edwards sticker as well. The guy didn't even take the time to take the Kerry/Edwards sticker off the car or put the Obama/Biden sticker over it.

That right there is the nutshell definition of a moonbat. lol

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2010, 08:52:14 PM »
Either he's ashamed of making money. In which case he's a retard head case. Or he's ashamed at being reduced to driving a truck and delivering stuff like one of the Proles. In which case he's an arrogant toad sucker.



Where's the shame in honest work?
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2010, 08:54:59 PM »
Where's the shame in honest work?

When would you have time to spend 16 hours a day smoking pot, eating Cheetos, drinking Mt. Dew and running your post count to stratospheric levels on the DUmp?  :confused:
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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2010, 11:47:34 PM »
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and such that WON'T EVEN AFFECT HIM! Just his boss.

The dummies never make the connection, even when they're the first to get fired because of the oconomy.

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2010, 12:25:12 AM »
Income falls 3.2% during Obama's term

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/apr/13/personal-income-falls-32-during-obamas-15-months/


Hmmmm...imagine that.
That is EXACTLY why we need a minimum wage of 24 bucks an hour in this nation!!!111

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2010, 12:34:08 AM »
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Kerrytravelers   (1000+ posts)        Mon Apr-12-10 08:22 PM
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2. Notice how it's all about me-me-me-mine-mine-mine?
Selfishness. That is all they are. Selfish.
Indeed...

Please remind me again whom continually advocates for FREE "single payer" health care, a "living wage" for all jobs even menial ones like the hop-head hippie working at the book, bong, and bead store, and FREE weed (pain killer) for those hippies in imaginary chronic pain?

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2010, 01:55:29 AM »
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..."What is really funny is that he is worried about possible tax changes and such that WON'T EVEN AFFECT HIM! Just his boss. Oh, and some "Tree Hugger" might make it more difficult for him to hunt alligators."...


Just too, too, damned much stupid....   :hammer:
Stupid so dense, it has its own gravitational field....    :thatsright:
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2010, 02:21:50 AM »
Just too, too, damned much stupid....   :hammer:
Stupid so dense, it has its own gravitational field....    :thatsright:
This is what I have coined the following phrase to describe DUmmy stupidity:
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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 02:29:30 AM »
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But what a ****ing dipshit. This guy works for one of the largest landowners in the State of Florida, probably makes maybe $100K a year, lives on a 10 acre plot of his own out in the country and for some reason thinks because Democrats are in control, some scary "Democrat" is going to bother to come all the way out to his place and take his god, guns, bible and money.

They don't have to come out to your house... they can do all that from their comfortable, taxpayer-funded offices in Washington DC.  They have little brownshirts like you to do their dirty work for them.
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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2010, 07:27:51 AM »
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tax changes and such that WON'T EVEN AFFECT HIM! Just his boss.

That one jumped right out at me, too.  You would think with the mechanical action of typing that out, a tiny neuron would fire in his brain and a flicker of connection made.  Apparently not. 

As for Kerrytravelers, she is the most self-centered, narcissistic person at the DUmp.  Her little post there was laughable projection.  She once claimed that she was going to deny one of her relatives the honour and pleasure of her company, unless they renounced their Freeper ways.  Terrified, the relative complied. 

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2010, 07:31:47 AM »
Of course its going to affect him. Just like the yacht tax affected all those blue collar boat builders who lost their jobs.

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2010, 07:42:20 AM »
Let's see, a bumber sticker that says

"OK, you got your change.
I'll keep my Bible and my God
And hide my guns and my money"

or one that says

"OK, I got my change.
You keep your Bible, your God and your guns,
I'll work for less than half of what I made 22 years ago."

Hmmmmmmmm.......................

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2010, 09:34:35 AM »
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What is really funny is that he is worried about possible tax changes and such that WON'T EVEN AFFECT HIM! Just his boss.

Damn.  Just damn.

That DUmmie is one stupid sumbitch.
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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2010, 10:24:50 AM »
I've got a few good friends that are small contractors.  Their business has dried up completely. The rich and not so rich are no longer remodeling or adding on, why? They are preparing for the taxes, fees, and penalties from the fed/state/local governments and hunkering down. The money that used to circulate about the private market has been sucked up by Big Government. I'm sure that the laid off carpenters and laborers are happy to not work and get unemployment and food stamps.....NOT!
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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2010, 02:56:30 PM »
I've got a few good friends that are small contractors.  Their business has dried up completely. The rich and not so rich are no longer remodeling or adding on, why? They are preparing for the taxes, fees, and penalties from the fed/state/local governments and hunkering down. The money that used to circulate about the private market has been sucked up by Big Government. I'm sure that the laid off carpenters and laborers are happy to not work and get unemployment and food stamps.....NOT!

We were going to remodel one of our bathrooms in our "new" house here in CA but after paying our property taxes (the amended "supplemental" additional taxes and the other half of the property taxes) and the up coming amount we have to pay on our fed return, we are going to wait.  Unless my husband decides he wants to do it himself, then we will go ahead and do it but then there will be no laborers getting any money from us.  Too bad for the contractors.  I hope who ever we would have ended up using was a DUmmie. 

We did have someone else paint our house, if it was same time next year we wouldn't have had the money most likely to have someone paint the house (because of additional taxes). 

Lurking DU'ers, do you see how it works?  The government takes more from the "rich", those funds taken from the "rich" aren't going to trickle down to you through the government.  You may think it will but it wont.  You will still be in the same shitty ass place you are now but some other person who wants to work wont have a job because the "rich" are afraid  to do anything right now so they aren't spending money.  They don't know what the government is going to do next.  Uncertainty is an economy killer and there is a ton of uncertainty coming out of this White House.

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Re: DUmbasses Outraged By Bumper Stickers
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2010, 05:06:54 PM »
Either his boss or the IT people caught little stevie wonder posting and finally got the attention of someone that didn't like what they saw on the work computer. Sucks to be him.

haha! You should have made that a thread of its own. Initech caught dump posting too.  :lmao: