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Time to Nuke the Oceans
« on: March 30, 2010, 05:41:58 PM »
...before these friggin things make their way ashore and unleash The Apocalypse:



2 1/2 foot lo-o-o-o-ong Isopod feeds on dead whale carcasses.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/03/30/terrifying-sea-critter-from-oceans-depths/?test=faces

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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 06:12:06 PM »
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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 06:13:04 PM »
All I need is a bigger grill and lots of garlic butter.
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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 06:23:52 PM »
If they eat dead whale carcasses, would they consume DUmb****s at the bottom of the ocean?
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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 07:04:47 PM »
That looks like a giant water cockroach

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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 08:03:11 PM »
As our Aussie friends might say......"Ats one 'ell of a big prawn, mate....."

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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 09:58:48 PM »
How many dead whale carcasses could there be? Are we not saving the whales?

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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 10:09:20 PM »
All I need is a bigger grill and lots of garlic butter.

That's what I'm thinking  :cheersmate:

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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2010, 10:27:20 PM »
How many dead whale carcasses could there be? Are we not saving the whales?

Now they die of old age in the ocean instead of on a plate or in a can or something

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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 12:35:53 PM »
That's what I'm thinking  :cheersmate:


Same here. I don't think it's much of a stretch to think it might be in the Lobster family.  I don't know if I'd want the whole thing on a plate.   :o
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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 03:30:19 PM »
It's probably closer to a sowbug (Aka pillbug) than a lobster.  It's an arthropod, and I'm no expert on arthropod taxonomy, but I'm guessing just being an arthropod at all is just about as close as its relationship to crabs and lobsters really gets. 
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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 04:26:18 PM »
It's probably closer to a sowbug (Aka pillbug) than a lobster.  It's an arthropod, and I'm no expert on arthropod taxonomy, but I'm guessing just being an arthropod at all is just about as close as its relationship to crabs and lobsters really gets. 

Ahh, OK, the French will eat it.
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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 11:45:41 AM »
Geez louise!  Weren't those things featured in "Cloverfield?"  They bite you and you blow up.  Messily.

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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 12:23:13 PM »
2 1/2 foot lo-o-o-o-ong Isopod feeds on dead whale carcasses.

Well, thank goodness there's only one of them!

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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2010, 12:25:37 PM »
being political correct:..... It's the other white meat!
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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2010, 10:57:44 PM »
That thing is ugly looking ewww
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Re: Time to Nuke the Oceans
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2010, 10:16:33 AM »
As our Aussie friends might say......"Ats one 'ell of a big prawn, mate....."

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OK now for my question about Prawns or Crayfish.

When I eat at a Chinese Buffet there are tons of little lobsters  or what ever one calls them.

So as a Yankee I have never been raised or lived in any area these little things were ate.

How do people go about it, are they shelled or eaten shell and all.?

We do not eat the brain or head of a lobster although some Asians will eat the eyes.

Maine lobster by tradition comes with melted butter and lemon.      Snow crab and King crab is treated the same way.

I have never eaten crab as they are considered vermin inside lobster pots and thrown back into the water.  The blue crab we caught in VA. we sold or gave away as it took a wash tub full to get enough to  feed 3 people.

We had been gone from home for some years and the first thing on my mind coming back was a Maine Lobster.   Had been 7-9 years since I had eaten one, my younger  kids never.

My Dad, as it was winter had pulled his traps so we had to go to a restaurant for the dinner.

My 10 year old had vague memory's of lobsters but the 7, 4, and 3 had no idea what one was.

I was all excited about the meal, I had told the kids about lobsters and how at their age I had been aboard family boat and caught them.   

As the whole family of 4 generations sat at the table at a fine dining establishment the meal was brought to us.-----the 3 youngest kids freaked out.   The oldest sat poking the shell with her fork and asked if she could have a hamburger.

What a mess that was, the youngest went nuts, so we had their lobsters bagged to take home and ordered them all the good old hamburger with fries.

Unfortunately that was not the end of a happy meal, as we dismantled the beasts, ripping off claws and tails the kids got even more upset when we ate the flesh.  To put it mildly they became terrified of the salt water that these THINGS lived in not to mention Sharks.

Fast forward a few decades, a call for Clam and Lobster bake brings them on the run, they did adjust after months of nightmares and love the beach and swimming in the ocean. Their kids have no problem as they were raised on that food and playing in the surf.

This is so funny, one of the few places that Wolfe fish live is just 15 miles away from us in York Maine.   Anyone ever see one of them brutes.?   Hands down they are Fuggly Ugly, I was almost 30 years old before I saw one and thought the fish was the result of the radio active water outside the Nuke plant down river.--- Yah--Sparkeys home away from home.