I saw this on
Right Wing News, and when I first saw it, I thought it was some cool new military gadget. Boy, was I ever wrong. The "real" item is much, much stranger (and funnier).
I buy a lot of items on eBay, usually oddball stuff that I can't find at the local Wal-Mart. Today, I took a tour through the "weird" section on eBay and there was one item that just stood out above all the others.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the, THE TESLA SHIELDâ„¢ SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY FOR THE SOUL", which is selling for the low, low price of only $89.95.
Here's what this purple thing-a-ma-fraud claims to be able to do for you with it's "Purple energy shield,"
Protection against EMF and electromagnetic radiation
Increases energy levels
Heals on all levels of mind body and soul
Delays fatigue
Increases physical strength and stamina
Enhances quality of sleep
Retards aging
DNA repair
Completely clears negative energies
Acts as a 24/7 psychic shield
Energises food and water
Beneficial energy for animals and plants
Improves intuition
Assists connection to the divine source
Increases psychic abilities
Enhances meditation and prayer
Facilitates ascension
Increases synchronicity
Enhances manifesting skills
Facilitates astral projection and lucid dreaming
Use as a pendulum in chakra and aura balancing
Use as a transmitter pendulum in distant healing
Use as a tuning pendulum in radionics
Use as a pendulum for radiesthesia and dowsing
I've heard of gullible people, but wohOAH. Anyone have a bridge or some swampland they need to unload?
