3. toss it (really not an option because it would be like I let a 100+ year old baby die)
The DUmmies get worked up about the oddest things. This one is emotionally attached to a sourdough starter.
Note to the DUmmies, you no longer live on the frontier. Making a new sourdough starter is a perfectly valid option. And if we are going to compare it to a baby, you are the one that left it hidden on the table for two weeks. You do that with a baby, and it really will die. Maybe you could try actually cleaning off your table before you do anything with your starter.
Sourdough bread making looks like an interesting hobby, and one I would like to try someday, but the DUmmies are insane.