the sparkling husband primitive being a glutton

[franksolich]

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Oh my.

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-04-10 12:04 AM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE; #05 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Original message

I could eat a lot more pizza if ......

..... I could chew faster.

Or evacuate faster, probably.

Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-04-10 01:00 AM
THE DEFROCKED WARPED PRIMITIVE; #09 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
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1. Then you'd be up and pacing all night with agita.

Lugnut  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-04-10 01:04 AM
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2. It depends on the pizza.

Were you eating home made? I don't even try to make my own anymore because it's not that good. There are two or three places around here that make really good pizza and they deliver.

Tab  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-04-10 04:11 PM
THE DIET COLA PRIMITIVE
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3. I spent a few months on a "pizza project"

basically in search of how to make the perfect pizza.

It's worth the effort.

hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-04-10 06:47 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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4. I'm a little iffy about sharing this trick with you.

I don't want you to do something foolish to hurt yourself.

But when my uncle was young, he and his buds used to have pizza eating contests. The one who could out eat the others didn't have to pay. He always won. His secret is a fairly well know method now, but back then, not so much. The other guys drank sodas and beers while they were scarfing it down. He drank nothing.

NashVegas  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-04-10 07:11 PM
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5. Haha

I made a batch of dough on Saturday. Stuck most of it in the freezer.

[Splashdown]

Sparkly must be out tonight.

[BlueStateSaint]

Sparkly must be out tonight.

And the litter box will offend with its odor!