When I first joined CC I had a bowel problem. I nearly died at 5AM one morning. I strained and strained trying to take a DUmp. Then when I figured nothing was going to happen and the pain was too much I tried to stand up. I smacked into the wall and hit the floor. I had very nearly passed out. I drank a bunch of water from the bathroom sink because I couldn't really move anywhere else.
I guess the water helped. Maybe it was all dried up.

Well, it wasn't a very good night for me at any rate. I mentioned it here but I got the feeling no one reads my posts. I guess I'll find out now.