Now How Much Will You Pay?
It's finally here! An album that cost trillions of American tax dollars to produce!
Appropriately enough, it never mentions "You Know Who" or those crazy stories of His supposed birth at all. Instead, you get all new seasonal carols that every Progressive should love, allowing us to celebrate our new Lord and Savior, Barack Obama, the Holy Church of Big Goverment and the one true religion: Anthropogenic Global Warming!
Here's what you get...
The First Nobel
BARACK OBAMA & THE LIBERAL MEDIA GLEE CLUB
Grandma Got Run-Over By Our Health Care Plan
BARACK OBAMA, HARRY REID & NANCY PELOSI
Santa Claus Is Going To Drown!
AL GORE
How The Stimulus Saved (Or Created) Christmas! [A Dramatic Reading]
JOE BIDEN
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Every Other Day
THE ACLU ORCHESTRA
Rudolph, Our Cruelly Enslaved Animal Brother
THE PETA HOLIDAY CHORALE
Bring The Olympic Torch To Chicago, Jeanette, Isabella
BARACK & MICHELLE OBAMA featuring OPRAH WINFREY
Parade Of The Winter Soldiers
JOHN KERRY
The Littler Hummer Girl
BILL CLINTON & MONICA LEWINSKY
For Into The U.S. A Trial Is Borne
ERIC HOLDER
What Child Prostitute Is This?
THE ACORN COMMUNITY CHOIR
Tingle Bells
CHRIS MATTHEWS
We Thirty-Plus Pinkos Anointed As Czars
THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT SINGERS
I Saw Daddy Fisting Santa Claus
KEVIN JENNINGS & THE GLSEN CHILDRENS' CHORUS
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