I think the DUmmies should be sincerely thanking their Obamessiah for saving countless worthless DUmmy lives. Just a couple of weeks ago, during the debate over socialized medicine, DUmmies were falling like flies. They were swarming to emergency rooms all over America with all manner of life threatening diseases and accidents. They were being denied critical care by heartless insurance companies and selfish, money grubbing physicians. The sidewalks in front of hospitals all over America were crowded with DUmmies, curled up in agony as they suffered and died, thanks to our barbaric system of health care. Those still living were flocking to bankruptcy courts to relieve themselves of enormous debt imposed on them by the bloodthirsty American system.
Now, with their Obamessiah explaining to them he will not surrender to his brother muslims immediately, but will instead wait until 2011 to do it, the DUmmies are in rare health. Not an ache or a pain, as they howl their fury at the sky, demanding immediate capitulation. Were it not for their Obamessiah's plan for staged defeat, DUmmies would still be suffering and dying in their thousands on the alter of for-profit medicine. Instead, they're busily planning internet petitions, angry facebook postings, and scathing bumper stickers, with nary a complaint about their health.
The Obamessiah has worked his first miracle!
