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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 09:33 PMCHIEF S ITTING BULL, THE BIRD-SMACKING STONED RED-FACED PRIMITIVEOriginal messageI think I'm in big trouble. I was helping Mrs R cook dinner yesterday at the Catholic retreat center where she works on weekends. (I really enjoy helping her; hustling around in a commercial kitchen makes me feel like I'm on the Food Network, and is a welcome change from working on the damn computer all day.)But.We went over to the convent to do a bit of light cleaning while the dinner was in the oven. We REALLY like the retreat center, so we do quite a few chores, gratis, whenever we have the time to...anything we can do to help, we do.But.While we were in the convent, I'm afraid that we did something very, very bad.Not that it would have been bad to do that at home or in a variety of other places, but in a nunnery?No. Just no.No excuse that it was a nice day, and we were both cranked up from hustling around the kitchen, preparing a dinner far beyond the call of duty and menu, and just, I guess, both lost our minds at the same time.No nuns were in the building at the time, but still:Are we going to Hell? And if so, when? Soon?I'm staying inside next time there's a lightning storm. Just in case.
Curmudgeoness Donating Member (726 posts) Mon Aug-02-10 09:35 PMResponse to Original message1. Oh yes, you are going to hell. But it will be a long long time before you do. Only the good die young.
OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 09:43 PMResponse to Original message2. My advice...confession Mostly because I'll be interested to see what is offered up for pennance.Seriously, as long as this bad thing wasn't done in a Sacristy (for example), and you are two persons who were married in the church....I'm not so sure what you did would be considered that bad. Perhaps evenly divinely inspired. However, the extent of my knowledge on these matters is limited to what I hear on "Catholic Answers" on EWTN Radio.
Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 09:51 PMCHIEF S ITTING BULL, THE BIRD-SMACKING STONED RED-FACED PRIMITIVEResponse to Reply #24. No, not in the sacristy. I'd not tempt the lightning THAT much.
jesus_of_suburbia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 09:49 PMResponse to Original message3. I'm pretty sure God smiles at love.... so many married couples can't stand each other. I think God would be happy you two are frisky.Love is always good.
Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 09:54 PMCHIEF S ITTING BULL, THE BIRD-SMACKING STONED RED-FACED PRIMITIVEResponse to Reply #36. Especially given that we've been married for 20 years, I suppose you're right. Jesus did celebrate joy, didn't He?
jesus_of_suburbia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 10:16 PMResponse to Reply #69. 20 years? And you're still that frisky?Jesus (the 2000 year old) is doing a happy dance for your marriage! In a world of hate and divorce, He is certainly happy you and your wife are getting it on!
MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 09:52 PMResponse to Original message5. Aw quit worrying about it. Priests have been doing it for decades and not w/wives.
Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 09:58 PMCHIEF S ITTING BULL, THE BIRD-SMACKING STONED RED-FACED PRIMITIVEResponse to Reply #57. And there was the serious frisson, as well, given that we both grew up Catholic.It was even better than sneaking drinks of the priest's wine (which was awful stuff, by the way) when I was an Altar Boy.
flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 10:18 PMResponse to Original message10. You are sooooo going to Hell, friend. But it'll be worth it. All the cool folks will be there, or so I read.Oh, and that's Penthouse Forum material if you have a spare stamp.
Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 11:33 PMCHIEF S ITTING BULL, THE BIRD-SMACKING STONED RED-FACED PRIMITIVEResponse to Reply #1014. Nah, NOT Penthouse Forum, because 1) It actually happened, and 2) It was me and my wife, not (if I remember the PH forum correctly) some unknown woman who picked me up at the airport, or while I was hitchhiking, or some such nonsense.
flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 11:53 PMResponse to Reply #1416. Some of them have to be true, like yours. And a nunnery! A nunnery...must include.
Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-03-10 12:22 AMCHIEF S ITTING BULL, THE BIRD-SMACKING STONED RED-FACED PRIMITIVEResponse to Reply #1619. Sorry, I kinda doubt that. If I remember correctly, as I said, the "partner" was always some steel-bellied airhead (cf Dan Jenkins) who popped into the letter-writer's life in the most absurdly-unbeliveable of circumstances; prompting a remark such as "I could NOT believe my luck!!!"But then again, I haven't read a PH Forum since the 1970s. Things may have changed.
SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 10:22 PMResponse to Original message11. Oooooooh, Redstone, aren't you and Mrs. R just the pair! Frankly, I envy you!
Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-03-10 04:54 PMCHIEF S ITTING BULL, THE BIRD-SMACKING STONED RED-FACED PRIMITIVEResponse to Reply #1129. Envy's not needed...you and Mr SG can do the same, with only a bit of imagination and daring required.I'll just bet you can.
CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-02-10 11:38 PMTHE CALPIG PRIMITIVE, #10 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009Response to Original message15. My dear Redstone! You're not going to be punished! You are going to be applauded!You're not going to hell, either...Good for you two.Good on ya both!
Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-03-10 08:02 AMResponse to Reply #1526. And I think you have the subject for a future poem!
CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-03-10 11:10 AMTHE CALPIG PRIMITIVE, #10 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009Response to Reply #2627. Ya never know!
I'm getting grey hair over the prospect of the CalPig primitive actually writing a poem about it.
You guys need to give him credit...He took porn and made it boring - not an easy feat to accomplish.
Just pretending, just for a second, that this is remotely true, how much more disrespectful and utterly depraved, can these Dumb Scumbs possibly be?Don't answer that!For cripes sake, this asshat has the conscience of a serial killer!
RedstoneAre we going to Hell?
