We would have liked to continue the tradition--we certainly don't want a government run Christmas Winter Holiday Post-Autumnal-Observance-of-No-Particular-Religious-or-Philosophical-Signifigance--but our predecessor left us in dire economic straits. Nevertheless, President Obama intends to develop a timeline for establishing clear cut directions that will establish guidelines for making plans about when to begin examing this situation in detail as to how to reach the North Pole. Previous plans by his national security staff and the JCS to "just look at a goddam compass" are inadequate for the president's policy agenda.[/whitehouse]