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Offline CC27

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What if God is a Dog?
« on: November 25, 2009, 08:17:46 AM »
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What if God is a Dog?
   
I mean they spell backwards and stuff.

Hey, what if he's my dog???

This thread is weird.  :mental:

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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 08:20:48 AM »
Wierd, but if God was an animal, why not be a dog? 

Both love us unconditionally regardless of what we've done.
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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 08:22:05 AM »
Wierd, but if God was an animal, why not be a dog? 

Both love us unconditionally regardless of what we've done.
But then angels would go around sniffing people's crotches.
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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 08:26:25 AM »
Obama, the DUmmie's god. is looking more like a dog every day.
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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 08:35:20 AM »
Then we must all be dogs as well since we were created in God's image.  Somewhere along the way somebody must have gotten confused about what Adam named the animals.   :p

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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 08:38:04 AM »
Son of a...$kimmer really needs to put a filter on the threads started by DUmpmonkeys that have imbibed on more than a half-ounce of smoked dope in one day.
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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2009, 09:25:58 AM »
Well, the smoke is certainly thick over there.  Oh dear Lord, more baby talk:

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1. then heaven is a dog park
 with never-ending biskies

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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2009, 09:34:29 AM »
Some people just have too much time and pills/hash/weed on their hands for their own good.
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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2009, 11:43:53 AM »
Wierd, but if God was an animal, why not be a dog? 

Both love us unconditionally regardless of what we've done.

Well Played Sir.
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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2009, 02:25:40 PM »
Well Played Sir.

I will bet that poster has some interesting friends that enjoy talking past midnight about where does that the very small amount of mass go when an atom is split, or is it true that matter cannot be created nor destroyed.  All over my head---DAH.

GOD is and cannot be a dog, but that does not mean the dog is not an Angel  in disguise.

Has to be some reason this animal became a companion to humans at about the time mankind found GOD. 

On the other hand, some society's never domesticated any kind of animal or used animals to ease their burden or work with them. Like the horse, the society ate them all up.

Breeders of dogs know that the puppy's from 2 service dogs , some will catch on faster to their job, but then some of the other pups are marching to their own drummer.  Pet quality.

Dogs are a problem as to why they are born with the instinct to protect us.  Is this a throw back to the wolf pack and they see us as the Alpha dog. Is this not love they give us but an instinct to survive.?

How odd it is when one has raised a pup and 3 years later have to give it away for some reason...Off they go to a new home after living and guarding you and family for years and within a short time take on the job of protecting these others.

But they don't forget, if you happen to run into that dog years later it will remember you, coming running up all excited to see you again.   When its owner calls, the dog will leave you to go to his master at that time.

I love dogs, besides being seeing eye and service dogs, there are some trained for the deaf, alert them not by barking but body language of whats going on.

So much they can do, sniff out tumors, alert people to a problem with diabetes and seizures.

Now my question -----If dogs are guarding Angles, is God a Cat.?















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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2009, 06:11:15 PM »
Obama, the DUmmie's god. is looking more like a dog every day.

More like a horse's ass.



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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2009, 06:29:37 PM »
But then angels would go around sniffing people's crotches.
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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2009, 06:42:29 PM »
sometimes a racecar is just a racecar.

Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog. That's the longest palindromic sentence I know.

I figured, since we're spelling stuff backwards and stuff...

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Re: What if God is a Dog?
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2009, 06:49:12 PM »
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