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Offline franksolich

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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2009, 09:10:56 AM »
More from the subway cat, with much mockery and ribaldry from other primitives in between:

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piratefish08  (389 posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 03:58 PM
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43. You couldn't do anything to help your friend who was threatened at gunpoint because of the FLU?

really?!? at a Starbucks?

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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:08 PM
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63. I was at home with the flu

I got his text message,where he texted me from was starbucks.

He was not pistol whipped .A fanatic was threatening him and showed the weapon to intimidate him.

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raw oysters (27 posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 04:01 PM
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44. Well, glad you recovered from the flu so quickly!

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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:23 PM
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70. Partial recovery.

I still cough alot.And my sinuses are a mess.If this isn't better by next week I'm going to my doctor. I hope it does not get into my lungs.

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KatyMan  (891 posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 04:11 PM
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45. I don't understand this:

Later that same week another friend and I were walking down the road when some shit head fundie in an SUV took his hands off his steering wheel in moving traffic, to make a cross with his index fingers as he yelled at us "You satanists go to hell!!!"
I just sorta stood there.It was so weird I had no retort.

Were you walking around in black robes or something? Carry scythes? Jars of urine with crucifixes in them?

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cherokeeprogressive  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 05:15 PM
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53. Say "You satanists go to hell!" as fast as you can. About two seconds?

At 30 mph, a car carrying that evil person would travel 88 feet. Unless the driver was sticking his head out the window, I seriously doubt that the driver could be heard long enough to get all 7 syllables out.

At 45 mph, the car travels 132 feet.

I'm going to have to say... Naaaah.

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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:21 PM
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69. uh no.

That's what made that comment so weird to me.

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anigbrowl (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 05:12 PM
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52. Doesn't sound all that credible to me

In the first case, if someone was being threatened by fundies in a Starbucks, why text UP at home with the flu, instead of talking to one of the people who worked there or calling 911? Did these murderous fundies just sit aound dislpaying their weapon while the victim banged out a text message?

In the second case, how did this random driver come to decide that UP & friend were Satanic? Was it just some general intuition, was it one of the fundies from the previous day, or what? What part of the country is this in? Big town, small town? Maybe the OP is 100% true, but with so little context it's kind of hard to imagine how these incidents took place.

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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 06:59 PM
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56. he sent the text to alot of my freinds too

He pasted in names and FORWARDED the text en masse. If you know how to text message,you should realize you don't have to hand type each text, you can send the same message out to many people, just add the people's info into the many send to columns.

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raw oysters (27 posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 07:04 PM
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59. You should have quit while you were ahead. Well, not ahead, a bit behind.

Obey the rule of holes.

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Codeine  (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 06:51 PM
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55. The OP was bullshit.

Pure and simple.

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raw oysters (27 posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 06:59 PM
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57. Finally...someone calls it like it is.

edit: and I say this as one who despises fundies as much as anyone does!

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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:04 PM
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60. were you there? Any of you calling it bullshit?

NO. You were not. I was there I got the texts you all didn't, so STFU about incidents you were not part of. What happened in my OP was true.

Also if you have nothing productive to say about the topic, or the general hostility some fanatics are showing..Why not grow up or go to the lounge.I find your assholery pathetic.Is this what DU has come to a bunch of children on here trying to start flame wars rather than discussing a topic like grown adults??

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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:13 PM
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66. Well

I guess...Seems like the fact I exist threatens some people.

I'm used to it. People are such chickenshits. I never fail to be amazed at how low they can get.I don't have much respect for alot of humanity,because of this sort of crap. If it weren't for the people with empathy here, like you and others I would just tear these ignorant twits apart and be done with it.

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JVS (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:02 PM
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58. What the hell part of Maryland is this? I want to stay the **** away!

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raw oysters (27 posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 07:05 PM
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61. It's the hell part. It's only one basement wide.

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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:19 PM
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68. ?

And you know what projection is don't cha?

Quit doing it.

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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:06 PM
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62. Harford county

Its turned red here and some here haven't grown past the kool aid damage & still think faux news is news

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pipi_k  (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 07:11 PM
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64. Not that I'm doubting your stories or anything, but...

I'm just wondering how these crazies knew your friend refused Jesus, and how the nutcase in the SUV knew that you were "Satanists".

Do some people have signs on their backs or something?

Or do the crazies just have an uncanny form of radar?

I mean, I'm as much a skeptic as anyone, but I don't think I've ever attracted that sort of attention from the religious fruitloops...

very curious...

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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:18 PM
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67. Umm

No signs on backs.

Some people are fanatics.And threaten others. Some of those fanatics carry guns.

I was bothered by the satanist crap because it's a strange thing to hear coming from a SUV, from a stranger,his SUV had lots of jesus and rightwing sticker crap on it.And the traffic was not going really fast due to road construction.

I worry how many fanatics are out here.How many of them are threatening people.

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proteus_lives  (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 07:12 PM
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65. Sorry, doesn't pass the smell test.

First and second story.

How did the driver know you weren't Christian?

Why didn't the person in Starbucks inform the manager and/or call the police?

Took his hands off the wheel in moving traffic?

Sorry, sounds like bad fanfic. You have an axe to grind.

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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:26 PM
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72. No axe

That is your issue not mine.

And my freind was scared and not everyone thinks of cops when they are scared.He was texting under the table.The fanatic was in his face.

As for the guy in the SUV I thought it was a strange thing to say to strangers walking down the road too.

After which the subway cat scurries away again, her tail bristling in indignation, but the primitives continue their merriment.
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2009, 09:17:47 AM »
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Warren DeMontague  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:44 PM
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77. Ever since we bombed the moon, everything has gone to shit.
 I could have told you this would happen.



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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2009, 09:59:06 AM »
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Warren DeMontague  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:44 PM
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77. Ever since we bombed the moon, everything has gone to shit.
 I could have told you this would happen.


Quote from: Splashdown on November 04, 2009, 09:17:47 AM



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hahahahahaha  That's a good one!

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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2009, 10:33:56 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on November 04, 2009, 09:17:47 AM

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Even the DUmmies didn't fall for this one. THAT is bad.

That ball didn't just bounce, it was launched skyward at escape velocity
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2009, 11:07:47 AM »
Quote from: FGL on November 04, 2009, 10:33:56 AM
Even the DUmmies didn't fall for this one. THAT is bad.

That ball didn't just bounce, it was launched skyward at escape velocity

Yup!  Towards the moon!

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Warren DeMontague  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:44 PM
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77. Ever since we bombed the moon, everything has gone to shit.
 I could have told you this would happen.
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2009, 11:19:39 AM »
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58. What the hell part of Maryland is this? I want to stay the **** away!


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raw oysters (27 posts)      Tue Nov-03-09 07:05 PM
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61. It's the hell part. It's only one basement wide.

Ow!

I felt that one all the way over here.
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2009, 01:41:22 PM »
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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-03-09 07:18 PM
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67. Umm

No signs on backs.

Some people are fanatics.And threaten others. Some of those fanatics carry guns.

I was bothered by the satanist crap because it's a strange thing to hear coming from a SUV, from a stranger,his SUV had lots of jesus and rightwing sticker crap on it.And the traffic was not going really fast due to road construction.

I worry how many fanatics are out here.How many of them are threatening people.

I think it just misheard the guy in the SUV. Poor guy probably someone's stupid cat was about to dart out in the middle of the road and he'd either have to slam on the brakes or wash the damn car when he got home.

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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2009, 02:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Chump on November 03, 2009, 02:52:53 PM
Lol, my first thought was along those lines.

"zomg crzy fndie w/ gun tryna cnvrt meh!"

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Now that is funny. 
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