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Offline Chris_

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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2009, 12:40:30 PM »
Quote from: bijou on October 30, 2009, 12:33:12 PM
That was a cheeky infringement of the rules.
There's always someone dragging.a.long.behind.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2009, 12:49:11 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 12:31:13 PM
5yd penalty for illegal re-use of a pun word.   :rulez:

I wonder if there has been a string of such crimes in the area.


Sorry, I thought it would pass musturd.

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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2009, 12:56:02 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 12:49:11 PM
Sorry, I thought it would pass musturd.


I guess she's not really a top drawer type of thief.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2009, 12:59:07 PM »
what an assinine way of trying to steal thongs.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2009, 01:10:17 PM »
Well, so thong fellows. Gotta load a bunch of stuff in the pick'emup and pull out for Boy Scout camp.

Ya'll keep this covered until I get back.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2009, 08:38:41 PM »
I'm sure those CRACK detectives were willing to pull some strings to get to the bottom of the deal.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2009, 08:40:41 PM »
Foul!  This comment rightfully belongs in the thread about feminine hygiene products.  :lmao:
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2009, 08:42:11 PM »
Quote from: docstew on October 30, 2009, 08:40:41 PM
Foul!  This comment rightfully belongs in the thread about feminine hygiene products.  :lmao:

Oh, now that stinks!
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2009, 08:43:35 PM »
Quote from: docstew on October 30, 2009, 08:40:41 PM
Foul!  This comment rightfully belongs in the thread about feminine hygiene products.  :lmao:

nuh-uh.  This un is about drawers, the OTHER one was the ooky one. 
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2009, 08:44:28 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 08:43:35 PM
nuh-uh.  This un is about drawers, the OTHER one was the ooky one. 

I still wanna know how ya'll get maxi-pads in a thong.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2009, 08:45:43 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 30, 2009, 08:44:28 PM
I still wanna know how ya'll get maxi-pads in a thong.

Sorry Grasshopper.....some secrets are golden.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2009, 08:46:34 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 08:45:43 PM
Sorry Grasshopper.....some secrets are golden.

EYEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

And I think you know where I'm goin here.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2009, 08:49:20 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 30, 2009, 08:46:34 PM
EYEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

And I think you know where I'm goin here.

GROSS!  I hate that I know where you are goin.  Daggum typin on the fly.  You can just put that thought back in reverse good buddy....Jeez.   :thatsright:
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2009, 10:54:12 PM »
This is a really sticky subject, and not altogether hygienic. When it gets like this, things tend to get just a little off-center.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #39 on: October 31, 2009, 07:54:07 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 30, 2009, 08:44:28 PM
I still wanna know how ya'll get maxi-pads in a thong.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  Reminds me when I decided to try out this new underware--Yup, me at my age.

First I found out I had to buy 2 sizes up from normal skivies, damn the same size was a constant wedgie.

Sparky has a point about even light days pads. 

Then the thing comes up, why unless one is going to be showing them off to friends and neighbors bother to pay extra for less coverage.?

I could not sleep in those things much less work 8 hours a day with them riding higher and higher.

OK they have their place, in a hot tub or bedroom to be worn for 10 minutes.

There are much sexier panties on the market that are comfortable.  Haynes makes the Sports panties that are open on the sides to the low cut band, no pantie line.

Cheap, will handle any pad and looks like the botton of an expensive bikini.

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