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Offline Texacon

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Childres Books that didn't make it .... LOL
« on: October 29, 2009, 11:41:38 AM »
Children's Books That Didn't Make It

 

 1)     You Are Different and That's Bad

 2)     The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

 3)     Dad's New Wife Robert

 4)     Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

 5)     Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

 6)     The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

 7)     Jenny Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

 8)     Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

 9)     All Cats Go to Hell

 10)    The Little Sissy Who Snitched

 11)    Some Kittens Can Fly

 12)    That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

 13)    Grandpa Gets a Coffin

 14)    The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

 15)    Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

 16)    The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

 17)    Strangers Have the Best Sweets

 18)    Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

 19)    You Were an Accident

 20)    Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

 21)    Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

 22)    The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

 23)    Your Nightmares Are Real

 24)    Why Can't Mr Fork and Miss Electrical Socket Be Friends?

 25)    Daddy Hides Things In Mommy.

 26)    Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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Re: Childres Books that didn't make it .... LOL
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 11:48:21 AM »
The following is a true story, as related to me by Mrs. E last night.

Little Johnny was looking at a children's book, then looked up, pointed at the open page and bellowed, "Hey, look! It's a frickin' elephant!!!"

Whereupon Little Johnny's teacher said, "Johnny, what was that you said?"

Johnny replied, while still pointing, "it's a frickin' elephant! It says so right here!"

Teacher said, "Johnny, that is not a nice word. You shouldn't be saying that word at all."

Johnny insisted, "I'm tellin' you teach! It says a frickin' elephant right here!"

Teacher looked at the page and sure enough: African elephant.

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