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Offline bijou

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Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
« on: October 15, 2009, 06:28:07 AM »


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There were nothing but crocodile tears for Vicki Lowing when she chose Johnie over her husband, Greg.

When Greg issued his 52-year-old wife with an ultimatum, it's me or him, she opted for the younger one in her life: Johnie - her 13-year-old pet crocodile. ...
Oh snap!
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Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 06:30:11 AM »
What a croc.
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Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2009, 06:34:21 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 15, 2009, 06:30:11 AM
What a croc.

That may be, but it's a real life issue that we in the lounge can get our teeth into.
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Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2009, 06:59:05 AM »
Well, at least now she has the potential of a handbag and matching shoes to wear.
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Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2009, 07:37:26 AM »
Quote from: bijou on October 15, 2009, 06:34:21 AM
That may be, but it's a real life issue that we in the lounge can get our teeth into.
...yes, should be quite a tail to tell.
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Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2009, 09:31:41 AM »
Were her crocodile tears salt water or fresh water?

Makes a big difference.
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Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2009, 09:37:12 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 15, 2009, 09:31:41 AM
Were her crocodile tears salt water or fresh water?

Makes a big difference.

Neither, I bet.  I imagine she was hoppin and boppin.
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Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 09:45:58 AM »
I think she misunderstood when he said her snapper was getting irritating.
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Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2009, 11:27:49 AM »
Sounds like he came out ahead on the deal, at least.
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Re: Pet lover leaves her husband for a crocodile
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2009, 10:14:20 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on October 15, 2009, 09:45:58 AM
I think she misunderstood when he said her snapper was getting irritating.


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