http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6751599Oh my.
The
Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher:
proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 11:31 AM
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Going Rouge: The Sarah Palin Rogue Coloring & Activity Book
Sex, death, energy, power, politics, and heavy makeup -- it's all here!
after which illustration of a couple of pages
Yeah, yeah, we heard all about the Sarah Palin’s Book Going Rogue – An American Life to be launched on Nov 17th. They expect to move 1.5 million copies, and pre-orders have been brisk.
We couldn’t let that stand without a fight. There are two sides to every story, but let’s get something clear here – Sarah didn’t write this book either.
So we created an alternative: Going Rouge – The Sarah Palin Rogue Coloring and Activity Book, now available for pre-order, with a launch date of November 17th, just like that other shameless rot. But our book is chock full of mazes (like “Help Sarah find her way to the White Houseâ€), puzzles, word games, and brilliant illustrations to color or chuckle over as we mercilessly lampoon and parody everything Palin in 48 pages of hilarity.
C’mon, you don’t want to create the appearance that you condone or support Sarah Palin by purchasing crap you KNOW will be piled high in the $3 book bin in a few months, do you? Instead, order a classic, collectible Palin book – one that hasn’t even been colored in yet – one that’s not just a buncha words, it’s got pictures!
more . . . http://www.goingrouge.net/
Now, I'm not sure, but I went to the link, and it appears to be one of the clanging cymbals primitive's entreprenaurial schemes, the "Symbolman" primitive's.
If anyone can confirm or disconfirm, please do so.
Happyhippychick (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 11:33 AM
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1. Just in time for Hanukkah. I'll take five.
The clanging cymbals primitive, who once had a good job with a federal agency, flying over and photographing the terrain of Alaska, but who then threw it all overboard (either that, or flunked a drug test) and decided to become a media journalist, losing his fancy house in Hawaii as a result:
symbolman (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 02:47 PM
Response to Reply #1
11. Oh, you're just saying that.. 
But it's really appreciated, spread the word if you can & Happy Hanukka to ya..
Happyhippychick (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 03:43 PM
Response to Reply #11
14. I really will! But I won't give them to the kids, the adults will enjoy it so much more!
symbolman (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 09:51 PM
Response to Reply #14
18. No kidding
The children have all the fun
demobabe (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 10:05 PM
Response to Reply #14
19. We keep having to wrestle pages away from our 4 year old
He keeps trying to color them and do the mazes!
Aha. franksolich's suspicions get confirmed:
demobabe (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 01:12 PM
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3. Thanks for posting!
Symbolman and I have been hard at work creating this book, so we haven't logged on the DU much lately. Thanks so much for posting about it! We're hoping everyone enjoys the book and will want one. If you'd like an autographed copy, send us a note in the Paypal payment, and we'll gladly personalize it for you. DM me directly if you want bulk discounts or would like to resell the book. Support your local DUers, and help us pay our rent!
Here is the cover:
after which an illustration of the cover
Okay, I'm not sure about this; is the demolishedbabe primitive the clanging cymbals primitive's wife? I think so, but am not 100% confident.
proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 01:14 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. Awesome! I had no idea it was you guys who did this!
Found it on Twitter.
Oh yeah right.
The
Die alte Sau was asked by the clanging cymbals primitive to light this bonfire; it looks better than if the clanging cymbals primitive had done it himself.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.....
demobabe (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 01:25 PM
Response to Reply #4
5. We're working day and night on this
And we've got a lot of really funny stuff!
We just put up the website, and haven't begun to promote, but we tweeted a little bit about it.
Stay tuned for more sample pages and more fun!
proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 01:46 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. I will definitely spread the word
What's your Twitter name? Am I following you?
demobabe (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 02:06 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. On Twitter...
...I'm Jsigwart. Will gladly follow you if you let me know what your Twittername is.
symbolman (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 03:11 PM
Response to Reply #8
12. I'm symbolman on Twitter
Let's rock! (And thanks for posting this!)
proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 03:36 PM
Response to Reply #12
13. LOL Wow I never would have guessed your Twitter name
Thanks!
Man, the above's so scripted, Hollywood writers couldn't do it any better.
Bozita (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 10:17 PM
Response to Reply #3
20. Too bad you couldn't fit a bloody moose or headless turkey in there.
Nontheless, the cover is brilliant!
demobabe (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 10:19 PM
Response to Reply #20
21. Just wait...
You'll get your wish on the inside pages! And you'll die when you see the back cover -
I'm going to post that in a couple more days.
Bozita (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 10:25 PM
Response to Reply #21
22. Maybe shooting Bambi from a helicopter? How 'bout some fancy pageant walking?
Soooo many possibilities.
Wishing you guys great success on this venture.
demobabe (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 10:51 PM
Response to Reply #22
23. It's all in there
Plus lots of goodies nobody is going to guess! It's been so much fun. I could draw hundreds of pages.
Bozita (1000+ posts) Sun Oct-11-09 10:54 PM
Response to Reply #23
24. How 'bout 402 pages? Market it as the BIG Sarah Palin book.
demobabe (1000+ posts) Mon Oct-12-09 08:54 AM
Response to Reply #24
27. Since I'm drawing them all myself...
...I can't afford a ghost artist!
Love to do a bigger book than Sarah - that's too hilarious!
symbolman (1000+ posts) Mon Oct-12-09 07:11 AM
Response to Original message
25. A lil' kickety kick
For those waking on east coast.. Morning
demobabe (1000+ posts) Mon Oct-12-09 03:37 PM
Response to Original message
29. Kick
Man, one wonders why the demolished primitive sticks with the clanging cymbals primitive, even though he so thoughtlessly caused her to lose that great house in Hawaii (it had been under her name); the guy's such a loser.
Maybe he's good in bed or something with her; I can't think of any other possible reason.
