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Offline franksolich

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Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« on: January 23, 2009, 06:54:14 PM »
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Oh my.

We were doing this?  How come nobody told me?

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-22-09 06:19 PM
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Ha ha ha ha ha. Bite me, rightwingers. There you were, having your orgasms while
masturbating about being able to (incorrectly, as you always are) holler and yell and ejaculate all over the Internet about how President Obama was a "pretender" (YOUR term) and "not really the President" because Chief Justice Roberts flubbed the Oath.

But guess what, you ignorant, bitter, braindead jackoffs: It's happened before. Twice. And a simple do-over satisfies the requirement of the Constitution. (That's pronounced "CON-STI-TOO-SHUN" for those of you who have trouble with words more than one syllable long, or haven't actually READ that document, which I suspect is most of you).

So whatta you got now? I'll save you the trouble of wearing out your eighteen brain cells trying to think of something, and give you the answer: You got NOTHING.

How does it feel to be even more irrelevant than you were before?

Oh my.

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hobbit709  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-22-09 06:23 PM
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1. You're giving them too much credit for having 18 brain cells.

Most of them couldn't get 3 synapses to fire in sequence.

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GimmeDANEger (499 posts)        Thu Jan-22-09 06:24 PM
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2. I almost had to flag your post.

In the future, please try to keep the words "rightwingers" and "orgasms" at least 4-6 sentences apart.

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-22-09 06:27 PM
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5. Yes, it's not an image you want to have enter your mind, is it?

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Xipe Totec  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jan-22-09 06:26 PM
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4. The pugs always remind me of this quote from Harlan Ellison

"a mind wherein a cogent sentence would find itself in coventry"

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-22-09 07:03 PM
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6. Ouch! Ouch! you're making their brains hurt! "Cogent?" A reference to Coventry?

Ho-hum.
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 07:04:44 PM »
What in the world?  The only comments I saw were DUmmies claiming that RWers were saying that, yet they never linked to any evidence.  Not saying there weren't any out there, but they would pale in comparison to all the kook threads about how Bush wasn't really president that the bird-smacking readfaced primitive and his ilk were starting.

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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 07:05:56 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on January 23, 2009, 07:04:44 PM
What in the world?  The only comments I saw were DUmmies claiming that RWers were saying that, yet they never linked to any evidence.  Not saying there weren't any out there, but they would pale in comparison to all the kook threads about how Bush wasn't really president that the bird-smacking readfaced primitive and his ilk were starting.

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Maybe a Ron Paul site.
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 07:07:29 PM »
Plus, oaf or no oaf, the Big Zero is still a Pretender.
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 07:08:20 PM »
I think Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, merely thinks this was what we were thinking.
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 07:51:51 PM »
Awwwww, isn't that sweet?  Redstone thinks he's important.  Redstone sounds like the kind to lurk over here.

Hi Redstone   :bigbird:
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 07:54:23 PM »
Don't know what he's talking about.  The thought that he wasn't actually president because of that never entered my mind until I read the story about it being redone.   :whatever:
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 07:55:54 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on January 23, 2009, 07:54:23 PM
Don't know what he's talking about.  The thought that he wasn't actually president because of that never entered my mind until I read the story about it being redone.   :whatever:
I took it as a portent of the half-assedery to come, but that's about all.
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 09:25:57 PM »
Is Redbone mixing pills and liquor again ?

He's been very happy lately.  I suspect he fell off the wagon.
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2009, 03:08:10 AM »
I'll save you the trouble of wearing out your eighteen brain cells

They admit that conservatives have at least 9 times the brain power of DUmmies.
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2009, 09:48:49 AM »
I wonder if stoopid is going to be so happy with his new President 90+ days from now when the economy starts to head into the era of Jimmy Carter like inflation and unemployment
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2009, 09:50:32 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 24, 2009, 09:48:49 AM
I wonder if stoopid is going to be so happy with his new President 90+ days from now when the economy starts to head into the era of Jimmy Carter like inflation and unemployment
Only because Bush made it that way.[/du]
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Re: Chief S itting Bull wants us to bite him
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2011, 08:28:15 PM »
"bump" in memory of Redstone.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."
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