Another one I robbed from a farm site.
Who owns Israel?
While speaking at the United Nations, the Israeli representative began: "Before beginning, I want to tell you a story about Moses.
When Moses struck the rock, as God commanded, and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them."
At this, the Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted: "What are you talking about? This is a lie..! The Palestinians weren't even there then."
The Israeli representative smiled and said, "Very good... Now that we've established that, I will begin..."
