Ted Kennedy never answered what happened to Mary Jo at Chappaquiddick.....until now.
I don't care that it's a bouncy story, I'd still like to know the guy who made it up!
That's some world-class grave pissing right there, and 100% accurate!
I think Dr. Mengele just asked Dead Ted to pass the hot sauce.
He may beat me out for asshole of the day!
Thumbs up, anonymous guy!