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Offline GOBUCKS

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Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2009, 06:32:57 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 25, 2009, 02:52:06 PM
Fine.  Let's start with your bedroom.  Skootch over.  Bobbolink needs to climb in.

After giving that a little more thought, I'm pretty sure stevenumbers would jump at the chance.
When it comes to women, DUmmy stevenumbers isn't concerned with the landscaping or the furniture, just the plumbing.
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Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2009, 06:37:21 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 25, 2009, 06:32:57 PM
After giving that a little more thought, I'm pretty sure stevenumbers would jump at the chance.
When it comes to women, DUmmy stevenumbers isn't concerned with the landscaping or the furniture, just the plumbing.

Has it ever been definitively proven that bobbolink is female?
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Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2009, 06:46:14 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 25, 2009, 06:37:21 PM
Has it ever been definitively proven that bobbolink is female?

She plays one in DUmmyland. That's good enough for Stevenumbers...
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Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2009, 07:14:54 PM »
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-Get rid of the jail bond system, and release suspected defendants on recognizance or remand.

Me thinks this DUmbass has required my services more than once. What a good idea, we'll just let the criminals out of jail before they're tried for murder, assault, burglary,armed robbery, etc.........And trust them to show up in court! Brilliant! That's thinkin' with your DipStick!
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Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2009, 08:41:15 PM »
Dear Dummies:

How does it feel to want? Thought so.
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Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2009, 08:55:50 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 25, 2009, 02:52:06 PM
Fine.  Let's start with your bedroom.  Skootch over.  Bobbolink needs to climb in.  

Isn't it odd that she's been a member in good standing for what, years now, amongst The Most Compassionate People On Earthâ„¢ at DU, and not one of them have provided a roof over her head or any means of subsistence?
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Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2009, 08:58:50 PM »
Quote from: dandi on August 25, 2009, 08:55:50 PM
Isn't it odd that she's been a member in good standing for what, years now, amongst The Most Compassionate People On Earthâ„¢ at DU, and not one of them have provided a roof over her head or any means of subsistence?

That continues to boggle the mind, sir.

One might recall that the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, the "HawkeyeX" primitive, arranged a big primitive get-together for the 2008 Democrat National Convention in Denver, but omitted to invite the bobbling primitive, who could've used some of the beer and chow on other primitives' dimes.

And since then, the cross-eyed Iowa primitive has in fact moved to Denver, where one assumes he has adequate digs.....but one searches Skins's island in vain, for him inviting the bobbling primitive to share his accomodations.

Primitives are such hypocrites.
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Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2009, 11:45:59 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 25, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
She plays one in DUmmyland. That's good enough for Stevenumbers...

Stevie numbers would do anything with a heartbeat if she/he/it let him.
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Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2009, 01:32:43 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 25, 2009, 11:45:59 PM
Stevie numbers would do anything with a heartbeat if she/he/it let him.

The saga of stevenumbers goes back a few years.

Here are links to a couple of PJ's "DUmmie FUnnies" installments that
show why ol' stevenumbers is still a legendary DUmmy:

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2005/02/dummie-funnies-02-21-05-clueless-about.html

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2005/02/dummie-funnies-02-24-05-clueless-about.html
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Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2009, 02:29:20 AM »
stevenumbers goes through a lot of pillows... er.. or at least pillow-cases
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