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Offline BEG

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Sock Monkey.......
« on: February 25, 2008, 10:22:39 AM »
My good friend Deb (some of you have seen pictures of her) lost a bet with a friend.  The person she made the bet with said he wanted an anatomically correct sock animal.  She makes sock animals and monsters to sell at craft fairs, they are totally cute.  Anyway, she decided to make him a sock monkey and I thought you guys would like to see him.   :innocent:

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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 10:23:37 AM »
Proportioned like me, I see.
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2008, 10:25:08 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2008, 10:23:37 AM
Proportioned like me, I see.


I'm scared of you..... :ohnoes:
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2008, 10:26:12 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2008, 10:23:37 AM
Proportioned like me, I see.

You're really that small?  There are treatment options available now days. 
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 10:29:27 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on February 25, 2008, 10:28:38 AM
That monkey does not appear to be circumsized.

LOL   :-)
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008, 10:30:36 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2008, 10:23:37 AM
Proportioned like me, I see.


Probably has the coloring right too.
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2008, 10:35:51 AM »
he really does have blue balls too.
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2008, 10:41:02 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on February 25, 2008, 10:35:51 AM
he really does have blue balls too.

Blue and lime green, which could be quite a problem if you aren't an argyle sock monkey.
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2008, 10:45:48 AM »
Uhhh...
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2008, 10:50:07 AM »
That must've been quite a bet!
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2008, 10:50:27 AM »
Quote from: Full-Auto on February 25, 2008, 10:26:12 AM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 25, 2008, 10:23:37 AM
Proportioned like me, I see.

You're really that small?  There are treatment options available now days. 

PROPORTIONED -- I too, go almost all the way to my knee.
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2008, 10:50:56 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on February 25, 2008, 10:35:51 AM
he really does have blue balls too.

That claim never worked in HS.
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 11:40:05 AM »
You people are going to make me work today if your not careful :thatsright:
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 11:51:31 AM »
I love it! (but I'm sick and twisted that way  :uhsure: )  :lmao:
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2008, 06:17:19 PM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: I LOVE it!
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2008, 10:27:02 PM »
The ears... the smug expression... the tiny wanger.

It's Barack Obama.   :lmao:
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Re: Sock Monkey.......
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2008, 08:23:19 PM »
You know this calls for the creation of a female sock monkey.
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