franksolich contemplating Broadway, cinema musical comedy about Skins's island

[BlueStateSaint]

You are, sir.

Remember, an exact opposite of a peson can mimic that person better.

And dutch508 does indeed get the role of the phalloscraping primitive.

Flame by the way is in charge of choreography.

Why did I know that that's the role you'd give me? 

Oh well . . . 

[Schadenfreude]

I'm thinking about TxRadioGuy, who fully well deserves a role, and a good-paying role, in the production.

I thought about having him play the mike_c primitive, but that would necessitate Schadenfreude, in charge of make-up for the men, cutting off about 6" of his legs and then putting the two ends together, to make TxRadioGuy look short, like the mike_c primitive.

So that's a no-go.

Wrapping people in pillows so as to make them look as large as the primitives, is one thing, but actual surgical truncation is another thing altogether, and we can't have that.

No worries, I can totally do plastic surgery and reconstruction. It's a one-way operation though. 

[Servonaut]

Servonaut, titles and one-liners

Sweet ! I won't let you down Frank. 

[Ree]

Frank....i'd be willin to do anythin ya need done.....no charge.....BTW I have massive amounts of old pillows...

[miskie]

No worries, I can totally do plastic surgery and reconstruction. It's a one-way operation though. 

Subway Kitty may be looking to hire you, especially now that she is looking to get 'fixed'. Just make sure you sterilize after the procedure. (sterilizing before the procedure is optional)

[USA4ME]

I wanna play the role of Ad-Bot.

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[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Okay, it's been a rough day healthwise, and so I'm going to hit the sack.

But before, here's the staff as it now stands; a paid staff, remember:

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P-J Comix, overall director
Freeper, creative writer
miskie, creative writer
Paul Heinzman, editor
Servonaut, titles and one-liners
Defiant6, set design and construction
Schadenfreude, in charge of make-up for male actors
Crazy Horse, in charge of make-up for female actors

Now, just because none of these people above would appear on stage or in front of a camera, doesn't make them unimportant; they're all actually very important.

Thor as Chief S itting Bull (no pillow expense)
Chris as the Bostonian Drunkard (moderate pillow expense)
DixieBelle as Doug's ex-wife (moderately heavy pillow expense)
FGL as the subway cat (heavy pillow expense)
Carl as Oscar Wilde (no pillow expense)
jtyangel as the squawking primitive (heavy pillow expense)
TxRadioGuy as the sparkling husband primitive (moderate pillow expense)
Delilah as the Rita Hayworth primitive (no pillow expense)
franksolich as Pedro Picasso (no pillow expense)
BadCat as Pedro Picasso's voice (no pillow expense)
mamacags as the bitter old cali primitive (mild pillow expense)
RobJohnson or Rebel as my fellow alum Skins (no pillow expense)
JohnnyReb as the mountain man primitive (moderately heavy pillow expense)
Ree as the NanceGreggs idiot (moderately heavy pillow expense)

Which primitive Celtic Rose is to play, is not decided yet.

FGL is probably going to be the highest-paid, a king's ransom almost, because of the especially difficult role he would have to play.

But I'm not sure which is going to be the most expensive; FGL's wages, or the pillow expenses involved with making decent and civilized people seem as large as the primitives they portray.  Both are going to be considerable.

See you all tomorrow.

Damnit! I wanted to play Chief sitting Bull Frank! Only difference is I am part indian! 

[franksolich]

Well, as one can guess, I didn't win the Powerball Saturday night.

It's up to "$74" million this week, or circa $24,500,000 is what one gets, when all is said and done.

Better luck to me next time.

So I'm "unstickying" this thread, to let it drop down into oblivion.

In case one is wondering why it was started in the first place, I guess it was a lame attempt to have something like the old Friday "Happy Hour" threads.