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Offline Chris_

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Colorado Cops Nab Nude Burglar
« on: June 19, 2009, 07:51:35 AM »
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Colorado Cops Nab Nude Burglar

(CBS)  Police arrested a man who was allegedly naked when he broke into two homes in Golden, Colo. early Monday morning

Clinton March, 24, faces charges of burglary, theft and indecent exposure for his odd behavior at the homes, reports CBS Station KCNC in Denver.

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"He was leaning over this (bureau) with a sheet tucked between his legs," she said. "He was within a foot and 1/2 to 2 feet of me when I yelled at my husband and he ran that way."

Ruth said the suspect then ran to her neighbor's home.


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The neighbor, Dolores (who also wished to only provide a first name) said she was sleeping when the man came into one of her rooms and started rifling through her things. He then apparently put on her underwear, a nightgown, stockings and a scarf and went into her bathroom.

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Dolores said she felt like she "had a guardian angel" because the suspect then got up and walked right out of her home. Jefferson County deputies arrested him outside the house wearing the clothes. He also apparently took a child's toy from one of the houses.


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That's some serious weirdness right there.   :mental:

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Re: Colorado Cops Nab Nude Burglar
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 07:58:47 AM »
Is it just me, or is it more than a little ironic that this guy's name is CLINTON?
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Re: Colorado Cops Nab Nude Burglar
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 08:11:19 AM »
As I was reading I was playing "Strangers In The Night" on my mental Ipod.

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Re: Colorado Cops Nab Nude Burglar
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 04:42:44 PM »
Okay, who wants to get the boat out and row over to Skins island to let them know one of their loony tunes has escaped the hive?
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