Yeah, they should've rolled around in beach sand, spelling out "IMPEACH" with their bodies.
How'd that work out for ya, BTW?
You forget, sir.
The blood vessels that carry precious oxygen and other nutrients to Doug's ex-wife's brains have been petrified, fossilized, clogged, due to her excessive intake of mood-altering pharmaceuticals.
Doug's ex-wife probably doesn't even remember that stupid beach stunt.