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Offline Chris_

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Burned Maine Topless Coffee Shop Seeks Donations
« on: June 09, 2009, 12:19:53 PM »
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Burned Maine Topless Coffee Shop Seeks Donations

(AP)  The owner of a Maine topless coffee shop destroyed by fire says he plans to have clothed waitresses collect donations in the parking lot to raise money to rebuild.

Under town zoning rules, Donald Crabtree would need a new permit to start operating his business from a trailer or other structure on the property in Vassalboro, just north of Augusta.

Crabtree tells the Kennebec Journal newspaper he's going to set up a tent instead and have employees hand out free doughnuts and coffee next to a collection jar.

His home and business were destroyed Wednesday in a deliberately set fire just hours after he had talked with local officials about making the business more like a strip club.

Awwwww maaaan....buncha hotheaded Mainiacs. 

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Re: Burned Maine Topless Coffee Shop Seeks Donations
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 01:41:52 PM »
Sorry, but living (quite literally) a stone's throw away from the ME border, I don't see that the women are all that.  Certainly not worth going an hour for a cup of coffee, that's for damned sure.
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Re: Burned Maine Topless Coffee Shop Seeks Donations
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 01:51:55 PM »
Even the best strip clubs have the less the hot looking employees. When they have the hot ones dancing thats when the moneys made.
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Re: Burned Maine Topless Coffee Shop Seeks Donations
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 04:00:24 PM »
If you could stick your donation in a garter belt or g-string it might work...
and you could tell the wife, "I donated $20 to charity today." and she'll think you are cool.