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Offline RobJohnson

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Re: primitives try to cheat on drug test administered by prospective employer
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2009, 03:57:38 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on May 20, 2009, 02:32:02 PM
If the DUmmie really only had that bit, then yes 3 - 5 days is the longest it will stay in her system.  I have heard copious amounts  of either cranberry juice and vinegar along with copious amounts of water will flush out the kidneys, blatter, and urinary tract enough to pass a urinalysis.  I do not know, but I suspect the vinegar method will throw a test far enough out to register.

The lab would find the sample to be "diluted" and would reject it in most cases. The specific gravity is checked to validate the sample.

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Re: primitives try to cheat on drug test administered by prospective employer
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2009, 04:00:50 AM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on May 20, 2009, 08:56:13 PM
But on the other hand, going to a bar and pounding tall boys all night and doing shooters is not disqualifying.  I know, alcohol is legal.  I get that.  The issue is that if a couple of tokes on the weekend are grounds for not hiring, heavy use of alcohol should be too.  I guess 20 years of military service watching the chief get hammered at lunch and still get promoted to senior chief and the hard charging 3rd class that comes off leave and gets popped on a piss test and booted just rubbed me the wrong way.  Gotten a little (no actually a lot) bit libertarian on this issue as I get older. 

If it's a screening for a DOT physical and you drank the night before, you just might be kissing your job away also, as they are checking for booze also.
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Re: primitives try to cheat on drug test administered by prospective employer
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2009, 04:03:47 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on May 20, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
 

From what I've seen of the DUmmies, that brownie could still be showing up next year.


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Re: primitives try to cheat on drug test administered by prospective employer
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2009, 07:04:50 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on May 21, 2009, 04:00:50 AM
If it's a screening for a DOT physical and you drank the night before, you just might be kissing your job away also, as they are checking for booze also.

Understandable, but this is for a sales job.  Maybe it is a position that requires driving a company car or something, could be just answering the phone.  I have had to pick up the slack for a lot of hungover co-workers before.  And having worked with a guy that used to keep 2 ounces of dope in his freezer, who was never late to work and was ready to go at 7:30 every morning, I have a different idea about it. 
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Re: primitives try to cheat on drug test administered by prospective employer
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2009, 07:34:16 AM »
Quote from: djones520 on May 20, 2009, 11:26:50 AM
Better yet, just DON'T DO DRUGS!   :thatsright:

Even better than that, don't hang around people who DO use drugs.
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Re: primitives try to cheat on drug test administered by prospective employer
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2009, 08:01:50 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on May 21, 2009, 03:57:38 AM
The lab would find the sample to be "diluted" and would reject it in most cases. The specific gravity is checked to validate the sample.



I had to have had a lot samples rejected in my time.  They use to ping us for urinalysis at morning PT formation.  Which was usually five minutes after I'd relieved myself.   The only way to get to work was to drink about three liters of water.
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Re: primitives try to cheat on drug test administered by prospective employer
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2009, 09:33:37 AM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on May 21, 2009, 07:04:50 AM
Understandable, but this is for a sales job.  Maybe it is a position that requires driving a company car or something, could be just answering the phone.  I have had to pick up the slack for a lot of hungover co-workers before.  And having worked with a guy that used to keep 2 ounces of dope in his freezer, who was never late to work and was ready to go at 7:30 every morning, I have a different idea about it. 

Some people are just better as druggies then others.
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