sparkling husband primitive

[franksolich]

You know, the whole wide world and franksolich already know details, such intimate details, about the life of the sparkling husband primitive, including that his wife makes him use the bathroom in the basement so he won't stink up the house.

We also know the sparkling husband primitive has the culinary tastes of a rock.

And that because of a serious heart attack some years ago, his physician wants him to lose 40 pounds (the physician said 20 pounds, but we know how that goes; the physician really thinks the sparking husband primitive needs to lose more than that, but doesn't want to scare the sparkling husband primitive).

All details, and more details, provided straight from the sparkling husband primitive's own mouth, on Skins' island.

But there's an essential piece of information absent here.

Besides that the sparkling husband primitive is a greedy landlord in Baltimore who charges exorbitant rents for his rowhouses, he's in the "consulting" business.

As far as I know, the sparkling husband primitive has never mentioned the nature of this "consulting" business on Skins' island.

And it would be cheating, unsportsmanlike, to go to sources outside of the sparkling husband primitive's own words on Skins's island, to find out.

Primitives would do that, but decent and civilized people have boundaries that they do not cross.

So one has to speculate.

(a) the sparkling husband primitive is in the "consulting" business.
(b) the sparkling husband primitive is vigorously anti-insurance companies.

Obviously the sparkling husband primitive is in some sort of business harshly antithetical to the insurance industry.

But what would that be?

It would be something akin to how the NAM (National Association of Manufacturers) and AFL-CIO (American Federation of Labor-Congress of Industrial Organizations) oppose each other, or the pro-life organizations oppose the abortion lobby, or the trucking lines the railways.

I can't think of anything in particular opposite the insurance industry; yeah, sure, maybe the ATLA (American Trial Lawyers Association), but the sparkling husband primitive has never boasted of any legal expertise, much less being an attorney, and so it can't be that.

One can only speculate about the nature of the sparkling husband primitive's "consulting" business, until the sparkling husband primitive gets around to spillilng the beans himself, on Skins's island--but given the information above, what might one speculate it to be?

[USA4ME]

If I were to guess, I'd say the sparkling husband primitive is uniquely qualified in consulting people how to turn $1 million in real estate into $25 in cash, but that's about it.

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[franksolich]

If I were to guess, I'd say the sparkling husband primitive is uniquely qualified in consulting people how to turn $1 million in real estate into $25 in cash, but that's about it.

It's just really odd, how hostile the sparkling husband primitive is, to the insurance industry.

Everybody I know in the insurance industry are nice guys, the nicest guys one can hope to meet.

But for some reason, the sparkling husband primitive seems to have an unrelenting grudge against them.

Oops, I forgot; primitives don't like nice people.

But maybe it's personal, and not business; real estate "consulting" sounds plausible.

I hope to God it isn't restaurant or culinary consulting, because the sparking husband primitive has the cuisinary tastes of a rock.

[USA4ME]

I just can't imagine taking any type of advise from him; he's off his rocker and stupid to boot.  You want a consultant to have their feet firmly planted on earth, and his are floating around in conspiracy theory whacko world.  The insurance thing may be personal.  He probably filed some bogus claim or a series of bogus claims in the past and they rejected them.  It doesn't take much to set these freaks off into believing the whole world is against them.

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[franksolich]

I just can't imagine taking any type of advise from him; he's off his rocker and stupid to boot.  You want a consultant to have their feet firmly planted on earth, and his are floating around in conspiracy theory whacko world.  The insurance thing may be persona.,  He probably filed some bogus claim or a series of bogus claims in the past and they rejected them.  It doesn't take much to set these freaks off into believing the whole world is against them.

Okay, thanks to you, sir, I've shifted my speculations somewhat.

Probably the sparkling husband primitive's jihad against all the nice guys in the insurance industry is personal; he tried to cheat them, and they wouldn't let him cheat them, and so he Hates them.

I'm hoping, like really badly, that if not real-estate, the sparkling husband primitive consults on aerospace nuclear engineering, a subject which he surely knows more about, than restaurants and fine dining.

[USA4ME]

Probably the sparkling husband primitive's jihad against all the nice guys in the insurance industry is personal; he tried to cheat them, and they wouldn't let him cheat them, and so he Hates them.

It certainly would fit the primitive's pattern of wanting something for nothing, and then when they don't get it they blame the people/entity who wouldn't give it to them for being selfish and uncaring.

Then again, maybe he couldn't find a company to write a errors and omissions policy for consulting cat owners on the best litter to buy.

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[Carl]

Just a guess but the words "Estate Planning" come to mind.

Or to be more exact,cheating vulnerable folks out of their assets.

[Mike220]

If I may interject, but... sparkling husband primitive?

There's gotta be a good story behind this one. 

[Ralph Wiggum]

If I may interject, but... sparkling husband primitive?

There's gotta be a good story behind this one. 

"He" goes by the name Stinky the Clown at this point.  It used to be "Husb2Sparkly".  And there is a poster by the name of Sparkly at the DUmp, ostensibly his wife.

Pretty simple.  I wish there were a more grand story.

[Mike220]

"He" goes by the name Stinky the Clown at this point.  It used to be "Husb2Sparkly".  And there is a poster by the name of Sparkly at the DUmp, ostensibly his wife.

Pretty simple.  I wish there were a more grand story.

Ah, danke.

I've seen his posts. High level of stupid in that one.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Ah, danke.

I've seen his posts. High level of stupid in that one.

Incredibly stupid.

Here's a thread explaining that he shares the basement bathroom with the cat:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x48155

Stinky The Clown(1000+ posts)
Thu Aug-21-08 09:49 PM
Response to Reply #4
6. What we do with the cat box .......   Updated at 9:03 AM
   
We have one, and sometimes two, dogs. We also have a cat. We got one of those Litter Maid things.


http://www.littermaid.com/see_it_work.asp

We were mercilessly teased when we got the first one. We're now on the third one and would not have it any other way. There is absolutely no cat smell in our house. Were it up to us to keep up with the litter box, our house would be condemned as a Super Fund clean up site.

Further, I keep it in a basement bathroom's shower stall. I also keep the bathroom's vent fan on.

I share that bathroom with the cat. We get along fine. Except when I'm in there and she has to go. She scolds me.

Damned cat.
   

 

[GOBUCKS]

In many lines of work, "consulting" is synonymous with "unemployed".

But, regardless of that, if DUmmy Husb2Sparkly is a Baltimore landlord, perhaps he can help. We are aware of a certain male panther in the greater Baltimore area, currently trapped in the carcass of a supremely homely, grossly overweight, psychotic, heavily tattooed and medicated female human, who continually complains about its living quarters (which are paid for by the moonbat's mother). I can imagine the posts from both parties if they had a landlord/tenant relationship.

[BlueStateSaint]

I can imagine the posts from both parties if they had a landlord/tenant relationship.

Where's that exploding head file, anyway?

[JohnnyReb]

So what have we gathered so far. He has rentals, he hates insurance companies, he "con-sults" and the cat is higher up the pecking order around the house than he.

Sooooo.....He advises people on arson and insurance fraud. .....You give the cat a sleeping pill, tie his tail to a chair leg, place gallon milk jug of gas in chair, light candle under chair, alert nieghbors that you're leaving for a beach far away and if you haven't heard anything from the nieghbors in 8 hours, rent a room at the beach.......that'll be $25....cash.....we don't take expired credit cards.

[franksolich]

So what have we gathered so far. He has rentals, he hates insurance companies, he "con-sults" and the cat is higher up the pecking order around the house than he.

Oh, there's more, but never mind.

And it's all the sparkling husband primitive's own fault.

One time the sparkling husband primitive posted a link on Skins's island, a link to a video of his pet dogs, which probably use outdoor plumbing.

His account, or whatever, with the video-linkage place is his last name.

Whoa-ho.

I am saying this in all sincerity, as I'm a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet--I think my fellow alum Skins should give the primitives a tutorial on internet security.

Remember, there's Great Depravities like Fat Che out there.

[Karin]

Too much analysis, Frank, GOBUCKS is right.  Consultant = Unemployed.   This happens all the time, and they've ruined the word Consultant.   This is common among staff accountants, for example.  A company is having a hard time, so they let 50% of their people go.  Well, 50% of the work did not go away, so they call some back on a "contract/consulting" basis, and boom, you're a consultant with 15 hours per week of work.   

[DumbAss Tanker]

Probably the sparkling husband primitive's jihad against all the nice guys in the insurance industry is personal; he tried to cheat them, and they wouldn't let him cheat them, and so he Hates them.

That is my estimate as well; the antipathy flows from a bad personal experience (Or, more likely, a bad experience by his Kaiserin) rather than professional familiarity.  I also think GOBUCKS is onto something in connecting his curious lack of specificity with the probability of being an unemployed self-proclaimed subject matter expert in some area who occasionally has discussions with professionals with real jobs in that field, but has never translated that alleged expertise into a real paying gig for himself.