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Offline tuolumnejim

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The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
« on: May 02, 2009, 04:10:36 PM »
This is so damn funny, if you need to use the restroom you better go first.  :rotf: :lmao: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI
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Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009, 04:33:47 PM »
That is pee-worthy!  He even brought Vegas homosexual mexican midgets into it.  Score!


*His routine is even better than the one I do when I pretend the telemarketer is the suicide hotline calling back to check on me (complete with recorded gunshot).     
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Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2009, 07:17:50 AM »
I've heard this one for years.  It never gets old.
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Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2009, 07:29:31 AM »
I find that a torrent of profanity works well on telemarketers. :-)
I love when when they get all indignant about it and inform me they don't have to put up with this kind of language.  They get huffy when I point out they called me so they have to put up with it.  :rotf: For some reason they always hang up at that point.  :evillaugh:
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Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2009, 10:55:40 AM »
again?
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Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2009, 02:56:25 PM »
Another of my favorites:

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Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2009, 05:19:30 PM »
That was good.
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