I admit I've never had food poisoning that I know of but this sounds just like the flu I had recently. Surprisingly enough, my symptoms were exactly the same as this idiot's. I'm pretty sure it wasn't food poisoning since I haven't eaten fast food lately and didn't compound my problems by eating a sugar-laden muffin on an already irritated stomach. I pretty much stuck to soup, tea, 7-Up, and toast. It was pretty miserable but Advil, Pepto, and Nyquil at night allowed me to manage enough to get through my day (I can't lay around in bed because there's no one to take up the slack).
Everything these people get is a national catastrophe! The flu is food poisoning, a hang nail is a broken finger, a large bruise is a sign of leukemia, being fat, pale, and slightly jaundiced is a sign of pancreatic cancer. Because if she's well enough to sit at the computer and rant then whatever she has isn't a health crisis worthy of an emergency room visit. Such drama queens! Too bad most of them are too fat and ugly for Hollywood.
Cindie