Cool story from zulu. I can really appreciate it as I drove Hank Williams, Sr., Buddy Holly and Elvis Presley around a couple of weeks ago. They were doing a gig together and for a couple of days we got to hang out together. They're all pretty cool. One day Elvis said that his main thing was to TCB, but he needed a laugh. He wanted to find a comedy club or something. After thinking about it a few minutes I told him that we didn't need a comedy club. I explained that all we needed was an internet connection. He was skeptical at first, but when I loaded the DU website the belly laughs began. Buddy was laughing so hard one time that Coke was shooting from his nose like a water cannon. Elvis said he used to have an old hound dog once that received brain damage after getting ran over by a tractor. He swore that the hound dog had a higher IQ than the culumative total IQ of the DUmp.
Hank Williams, Sr. was not impressed at all. He claims that DU is a parody site (and not a very good one) along the lines of the Onion. I asked him what led him come to that conclusion. He said that coming up he played in a lot of bars so he's seen a lot of people. He's seen drunk people, stoned people, crazy people, etc.; however, he says he's never seen that many people that were that seperated from reality. He didn't think that it was realistically possible to get that much stupid in one place. He figures that it's all got to be people pretending to be stupid trying to get laughs.
