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Offline thundley4

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Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton
« on: April 30, 2009, 01:13:07 PM »
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QUARTZ HILL, Calif. – Don't mess with the marching band. That's what California authorities are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers.
Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust says the Quartz Hill girl was walking to school April 24 when two men approached her from behind, tried to grab her coat and demanded money.
Instead, one got a punch in the nose and the other a kick to the groin. Rust says the girl then beat both of them with her band baton before she ran away.
The men had not been caught. But Rust says there's a clear message to take from the encounter:
"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve. Final score: marching band 2, thugs 0."
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I am convinced that headline writers deliberately do this.
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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 01:37:32 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 30, 2009, 01:13:07 PM
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I am convinced that headline writers deliberately do this.

It would make sense if she used two batons.
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Re: Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 02:48:34 PM »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

She would be a double beater???
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Re: Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2009, 04:36:58 PM »
 :rofl: :bash: :clap:
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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 09:56:37 AM »
So did they light up afterwards and ask, "Was it good for you?"
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Re: Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 10:43:16 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 30, 2009, 01:13:07 PM
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I am convinced that headline writers deliberately do this.
Good lord! hope she at least had a bottle of jergens on hand! :-) Reminds me of this!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhxnHVgL9PA :lmao:
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