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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2009, 07:47:57 PM »
My satellite signal for the TV went out while I was watching that clip on broadband cable internet. Dang satellite had better not go out during the Cubs game tonight. I might have to find a way to watch the game online if it does.  :rotf:

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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2009, 07:52:51 PM »
My satellite signal for the TV went out while I was watching that clip on broadband cable internet. Dang satellite had better not go out during the Cubs game tonight. I might have to find a way to watch the game online if it does.  :rotf:

Hmmm...I am thinking of things I had vs what I have now...

Rotary phone (cell)
typewriter (computer)
pen and paper (PDA)
Atari (PS3)
REAL milk  (Fatfree)
Glass bottes (plastic)
Paper bags (plastic)
reading and doing research in a library  (the internet)
Portable cassette player or cd player (iPod)
45's, cassettes, 8-track (cd's)
WHT  (cable)
VHS  (DVR)
Answering machine (Voicemail)

Damn...kids have it easy these days....

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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2009, 07:55:39 PM »
Mrs. E and I bought a house in NE Ohio in 2004.

The house had THREE rotary phones in it. I swear to God this is true. I had to wire the freakin' house for digital phones.

The house had other problems, too, but I don't want to seem ungrateful for the miracle that home ownership is.

After all, sitting on a couch in your living room is a miracle, right?   :-)
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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2009, 07:59:59 PM »
Mrs. E and I bought a house in NE Ohio in 2004.

The house had THREE rotary phones in it. I swear to God this is true. I had to wire the freakin' house for digital phones.

The house had other problems, too, but I don't want to seem ungrateful for the miracle that home ownership is.

After all, sitting on a couch in your living room is a miracle, right?   :-)

I can remember when I was a kid in the 70's, we had one phone mounted on the wall in the kitchen.


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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2009, 09:10:42 PM »
We had a party line with our neighbors and rented rotary phones.  We didn't get a single line until the 80s and we had the rotary phones until probably at least 1990.
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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 08:40:38 AM »
I love Louis C.K. One or the greatest comics out right now! Love the part about the persons cell phone taking too long!" GIVE IT A SECOND! IT'S GOING TO SPACE!"  :lmao:
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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 09:04:06 AM »
Another bit from him! Warning parts of this are NSFW or the ears of small children! :lmao:[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA[/youtube]
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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 09:25:14 AM »
I posted this clip on my facebook page.  Because I thought it was SO true!!!  I love this clip.  Thanks for sharing it!

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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 10:30:25 AM »
A few of the things we didn't have when I was a kid--a mere 30 years ago...

ATM's.
Direct Deposit.
Warnings on EVERYTHING.
Programmable thermostats--you want more heat?  Chop more wood.
Pagers, cell phones, answering machines.
Calculators (unless you paid like $50 for a six-digit, four-function POS).
Riding or "power" mowers.
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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2009, 05:33:24 PM »
I posted this clip on my facebook page.  Because I thought it was SO true!!!  I love this clip.  Thanks for sharing it!



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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 10:03:00 PM »
I remember when we went to sea in the Navy, and we didn't get to e-mail or video conference from the middle of the Pacific Ocean. We didn't have women on the ship. You had to wait for the mail to catch up, and for women, well, there was Subic.

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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 11:08:51 PM »
I can remember when I was a kid in the 70's, we had one phone mounted on the wall in the kitchen.



Hi Thundley,

When I was a kid in the 40's I spent summers on my grandparents farm in rural Ohio.  They had a phone on the kitchen wall with the removable ear piece and the mouthpiece  was attached to the box.  You had to crank the knob on the right hand side to get the operator.  One Sunday afternoon, my parents were there and we had 8 people at the dinner table.  My grandmother sat on the long end of the table with the phone directly behind her and my grandfather sat across from her on the other end.  The rest of us sat on either side.  My grandmother had got up from her chair to get the dessert for everyone and we were in the middle of a thunderstorm.  A bolt of lightning hit the phone wire, shot out of the mouthpiece of the phone and right down the middle of the table to within a foot of my grandfather's nose.  Talk about a traumatic event!  To this day I can still see as though it was yesterday; even though it was over 60 years ago.  Had my grandmother been in her chair she would have been electrocuted as it would have nailed her right in the back of the head.

My mother screamed when it happened, which just added to my being terrified.  Everyone sat real still for a minute and my grandmother walked to the phone and took the mouthpiece and pointed it up toward the cieling.  From that day foreward, unless you were talking that mouthpiece was always rotated up and out of the way.

As I recall their ring on the party line was one long and two shorts.  The phone would ring different series of rings but you would only pick it up when your particular code was rung.   Not that folks ever listened in on a party line you understand.....

We also had a party line in 1951 in Palatine.  Our number was 151W....and eventually became Flanders 8-0151.....to be followed by 358-0151.  My folks had that number for close to 30 years.

You talk about typewriter to computer.......how about pen and paper to computer?  When I went off to boot camp my girlfriend and I wrote each other daily....and that is exactly what it was, pen and paper.  On the return address we would also write MMMMRLH....(mailman, mailman, run like hell) and HOLLAND....(Hope our love lasts and never dies).  I saw her in 2000 - 42 years out of high school and she looks great, very happy and we gave each other a hug, talked for a few hours and were both happy for one another.  Took both of us a second marriage to get it right but she is truly happy as I am and that is a good thing.  I told her I would always love her just for the fact that every day in boot camp I got a letter from her.  Nowdays I am not sure kids would do that.

Guess the thread started me down memory lane, hope it did not bore you.

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Re: A Comedian Who tells it like it is!
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2009, 12:06:40 AM »
Great post 5412  H5!

Romances of the past were so...romantic...lol

I enjoy listening to the stories from my parents.  It's rare to find these days...if not impossible.