Ima gonna see if the mods are awake....
Hellooooo? May I tell you the secrets of men? 
Men have secrets?
Our secrets must be pretty easy to decipher. They generally involve pizza, beer, and teh boobiez.
Its not hard to translate mannn speech.
When a guy says to the other guys, "Yeah, she wants me." it means, "I'm so NOT getting any tonight."