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Offline Wayne

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Another mystery is solved
« on: April 18, 2009, 08:10:55 AM »
                                             


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now...
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
 No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
« Last Edit: April 18, 2009, 09:10:09 AM by Wayne »

Offline thundley4

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Re: Another mystery is solved
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 11:45:08 AM »
A good list.  Didn't the Taliban in Afghanistan use the soccer fields though?  I thought they performed some beheadings and tortures at them.  :fuelfire:

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Re: Another mystery is solved
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2009, 12:02:57 PM »
 :evillaugh: :thatsright: :cheersmate: