I'm rich, beyotch!!!

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

My wife got this in her e-mail today...

Dear Friend,

Good day and compliments, i know this letter will definitely
come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the
time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will
go off a long way to determine my future and continued existence.
Please allow me to introduce myself.I am Capt. Brian Morgan, a US
Marine Capt. serving in the 3rd Battalion, 25th Marine Regiment
which Patrols the Anbar province, Iraq.

I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up
courage to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your
contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your
assistance to evacuate the sum of $12,570,000 (Twelve million
Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) to the States or any safe
country of your choice, as far as I can be assured that it will
be safe in your care until I complete my service here.
This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.


Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in
barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near
one of Saddam Hussein's old Presidential Palaces during a rescue
operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money
be shared amongst us.This might appear as an illegal thing to do
but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we
have taken with our lives in this hell hole. The above figure($12, 570, 000, that was the amount) was
given to me as my share and to conceal this kind of money became
a problem for me, so with the help of a German contact working
with the UN here(his office enjoys some immunity)I was able to
get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble
spot.He does not know the real contents of the package as he
believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid,
before giving up trusted me to hand over the package to his close
relative."


Just part of it, but all we have to do is forward our checking info to the guy, and we'll get money!! YAY!!!!!!


 


Seriously though, this guy wants my old lady to email him for more info... just some BS, but he goes by Capt. Brian Morgan USMC in Iraq. 3rd Battalion and 25th Marine regiment which supposedly patrols the Anbar Province. Now, if this was for real.... wouldn't the dude get in big ass trouble and spend a good portion of his life in Leavenworth or some shit?

[Freeper]

Yes Skizz if he really was a Marine Cpt he would get in trouble with the Marines. Odds are it's a 15 year old kid though.

[Uhhuh35]

Isn't Capt. Morgan some kind of hard liquor?
Where is the e-mail domain name from? Sounds like all the other 419 scams.

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

Isn't Capt. Morgan some kind of hard liquor?
Where is the e-mail domain name from? Sounds like all the other 419 scams.

Right here, although in the message, he gives a hotmail address.

brian_morgan200@mail.md

Wanna get 12 million?? Can't have it! It's MINE!!!!!


 

[Chris_]

http://www.419eater.com/

Funny site.  But you need to be careful  when doing some of these things...

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

http://www.419eater.com/

Funny site.  But you need to be careful  when doing some of these things...

Oh, she knew it was a scam when she saw "Captain Morgan", and read on about "all the weapons and millions", thought it sounded like the plot for Three Kings. But I think I might use that site to **** with "The Captain".

[Miss Mia]

Dude, seriously, you can be my new best friend if this all works out.   

[Lord Undies]

Too late, my friend.  I got the same email last week.  I sent my banking information right away.  I checked my bank Saturday morning at it shows I have a $12,570,000 deposit pending in my available balance. 

If you doubt, you pout.  I'm going to DisneyWorld!