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Offline Chris_

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Woman Sues Santa, Claiming He Fell On Top Of Her
« on: February 23, 2009, 12:09:20 PM »
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Woman Sues Santa, Claiming He Fell On Top Of Her

(AP) Call it the case of the overserved Santa. Antoinette Basso filed a lawsuit Thursday against a man dressed in a Santa suit who she said stumbled and fell on top of her, knocking her face-first into the sidewalk outside a Chicago restaurant.

Basso claims in the Cook County Circuit Court lawsuit that she suffered "pain ... disability and disfigurement." She's asking for damages in excess of $50,000.

Basso alleges that the Santa, Daniel Aulwes, appeared intoxicated at the time of the Dec. 7 incident. She's accusing Aulwes of negligence and negligent battery.

A telephone listing for Aulwes had a recorded message that said the call cannot go through.

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What's the world coming to when people sue Santa cause he's fat and drunk.  Besides, I didn't know Senator Kennedy even had a side job.   :-)
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Re: Woman Sues Santa, Claiming He Fell On Top Of Her
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 12:35:43 PM »
Reminds me of Bad Santa....

Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit!  It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
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Re: Woman Sues Santa, Claiming He Fell On Top Of Her
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 12:52:57 PM »
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Re: Woman Sues Santa, Claiming He Fell On Top Of Her
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 05:43:08 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 23, 2009, 12:35:43 PM
Reminds me of Bad Santa....

Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit!  It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.



I love that movie.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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